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He Who Gets Angry, Loses

There's a saying in Spanish that goes, "El que se enoja, pierde." This means, "He who gets angry, loses."

I picked up a man from the street and hired him to do some yard work. I caught him many times sitting on his rump like a bump on a log. Angrily, I brought it to his attention. He serenely replied, with a smirk on his face, "la que se enoja, pierde." Irritably, I paid him and told him to leave. He did.

I have this key ring that's made of light hard metal with a metallic sheen over it, and which fits like a bracelet around my wrist. This key ring that I've had since forever, contains the keys to all my worldly possessions. Let me see...there are the three keys to the three door to my house, my basement, my car, my garage, my front rod iron gate, and my back rod iron gate. No ifs or whats about it, they are gone! I know for a fact that when I picked him up, I placed the key ring on top of the picnic table. Thank goodness I have spares to everything except one for the basement. Just as soon as I'm able, I'll have to have all the locks changed.

He spoke the truth. I ended up the loser!

So kids, when someone makes you angry, just put on a happy face!

JOIN the U.S. Army
Los Benificios del U.S. Army
"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."


( 21 comments — Leave a comment )
Nov. 19th, 2004 12:43 am (UTC)
Unfortunately that's the way it works sometimes. No good deed goes unpunished. I worked with homeless folks for a long time. Some were amazing and inspiring and some were just plain sad. When it comes to helping out I'd rather give my time or money to a homeless organization. Besides, it's really dangerous to hire some random person off the streets like that, even if you are an ex-Army badass! Be careful girlfriend!
Nov. 19th, 2004 06:11 am (UTC)
My friend
With 8 big outdoor dogs on an acre lot, grabbing some man off the streets has always been my only alternative. I've always been satisfied with the work they do, but this one was LAZY and sassy.

When I have a man work on the yard, I always make sure I lock the doors when I'm inside the house. I just don't know where my head was when I left my key ring on the picnic table.

Thank you for caring, my friend. I will be just fine. The Army taught me how to defend myself in a 'bad-ass' manner!
Nov. 19th, 2004 02:55 pm (UTC)
Re: My friend
Well true. With that much land it helps to have assistance. But that's still so risky.
Nov. 19th, 2004 12:52 am (UTC)
Do it quickly. And any door you can't change Just use wood or something so the door can't be opened.
Nov. 19th, 2004 06:27 am (UTC)
Should he try to break into my house, it will be almost impossible. I have rod iron on all of the windows, the rod iron doors have a latch on the inside, and the wooden doors have bolts. I have the best alarms around, Mickey and Jewely who start barking at any foreign sound they hear. Then I have my 8 big dogs roaming around in the back and front of the yard. Two of them are vicious. Last but not least, I have my gun and I know how to use it.

The only time he could possibly enter the house through the front door is when I'm at work and school. Since this happened, I've been leaving Mickey and Jewely with a neighbor. My only concern is to keep those two little dogs safe because they are what keep me happy and alive.

By the end of this month (payday) the locks will be changed then we'll be able to live a normal life again. Thank you for caring!
Nov. 19th, 2004 06:44 am (UTC)
Re: Locks
Yep :)

You're safe...

Dam...You're safer than alot of people :)
Nov. 19th, 2004 05:10 pm (UTC)
Re: Locks
Plus, I don't think he'd wanna get inside while you were there... if you know what I mean ;/
Nov. 19th, 2004 12:56 am (UTC)
ya be very carefull.... There are some crazy people out there. I work in an ER and we dont put our full last names on our badges because people try to track us down.
I hope you have those locks changed real quick and a nice loaded 45 until they are changed.
Nov. 19th, 2004 06:36 am (UTC)
New friend
I've am being super careful until I get the locks changed by the end of the month. I always have my 9mm. pistol close at hand. I call her Petunia! I'm a firm believer that EVERYBODY should have a registered gun in their house for protection.

You be very careful, too, when leaving for home! Working the ER graveyard shift can sometimes be dangerous.

Thank you my new friend, for caring!
Nov. 19th, 2004 03:35 pm (UTC)
Re: New friend
It is kind of sad but I would guess that 80% of the ER staff has a concealed weapon permits. The police are pretty cool and give classes and such on safety because the staff can be targets from patients etc. I forgot your a "bad ass" women.... :P......... That is if they get through all those dogs... Might be funny it could be chew toys for them......
Nov. 19th, 2004 01:59 am (UTC)
i'd recommend you get those locks changed asap.
Nov. 19th, 2004 05:42 am (UTC)
I'll have to wait til payday which is at the end of this month. From here until then, I'll be more than prepared, should he attempt to break into my house!

Thank you for caring, my friend!
Nov. 19th, 2004 02:07 am (UTC)
I hope you are able to find and recover the keys without incident.
Nov. 19th, 2004 07:48 am (UTC)
No, they're gone forever. He took them.
Nov. 19th, 2004 07:50 am (UTC)
Re: find
I still can hope...

Just as well though, you said you only had one key to the basement, this would give you a chance to get more keys for the basement made, or get a new lock for it that has multiple keys.
Nov. 19th, 2004 02:21 am (UTC)
It has been said but I shall repeat it.. Keep that hand gun loaded and close! The best Defense is a good Offense and a loaded weapon pointed at someones nose van be very offensive!! :-)
Nov. 19th, 2004 05:38 am (UTC)
Oh Daddy, I always keep my little 9.mm pistol loaded. I may go hungry, but I make sure my cutie of a gun is always fed with its goodies. If that man made the mistake of trying to enter my house, I wouldn't aim for the nose at all. I'd aim for his rump and make sure I'd leave a PERMANENT dimple on one of his cheeks!

Thanks for caring, I'm touched!
Nov. 20th, 2004 12:57 pm (UTC)
Nuffn 2 do with your post but ENJOY..!!!
Hmmmmmmm seems like about that time for a little sumptn, sumptn mmmmm *lickn lips*
Well a kinky babe .....hmmmmm..... well lets see kinky, kinky, kinky. Hmmm now the main course is complete. Time for desert and tonight Im having "ooh la la la creamee" mmmmmmm. Pop rocks, crunchie bar, and whipped cream come ahh lah complimentry. With one mighty swipe I clear the table of all its contents and all the left overs sending all the untenils crashing to the floor. My hunger for desesert is ravenous as I snap my teeth together like the chomp of a lion. Leaning forward to look you deep in the eye with a sly inticing glare as I kiss you on the lips whisper babee your on the menu. Delving my tounge into your awaiting mouth our tounges in a journey of exploration. As pick you up at the waist with one sweep your arms wrapping around my neck. Your legs wrapping tightly and snuggly around my waist. Our tounges going wild with lust. As our grip on each other tighten with a pressure of softness. As I stand like a tower of strength with our bodies compressed into a package of loving comfort. Complacent with your femmenine warmth I place you fragiley on the cleared table. As your legs spread wide and swing free over the edge. The shape of my throbbing cock rubbing against the crotch of your soakening panties. Your arms bracing your slight lean. Our lips and tounges still going wild with twisting and tangling lust. My hands fondling your pouty supple breasts kneading them intricately as your nipples solidify and harden up. My grip squeezing and squishing with a loving style of grace. My hands getting a tight grip on your bra and silk laiden and dress. As like a vicious beast with no remorse tear your dress and bra from your supple femminine form. Reavealing your statuesque form of beauty. Still rubbing my hardened pre-cumming cock to the shape of your heated pussy lips on the outer crotch of your soaked panties. My tounge and mouth licking and sucking intricately at your indeliable neck line. Making my way to just under your ear lobe licking, suckling and blowing with a meticulous formation of enchanting skill. As I grab the cannister of whipped cream and spray it under your neck over your hardened nipples into trailing circles around belly button leading to your craving wetness. Mmmmmmmm making my way down the trail of cream suckling, licking and slurping like a crazed child to candy. As I come to your soaked panties feeling the warmth from your heated craving hunny pot tear the crotch of your panties with my teeth going wild with envy just to taste you. Mmmmmmm the scent and heat of your pouting pussy. As I sprinkle pop-rocks on my tounge and delve my tounge deep into your sweet warm creamy hunny pot the pop-rocks crackling inside. You squirming and squealing with a uncontrolled excitement to the new feel of crackling ectasy as I rotate my tounge in swirling circles of wildness. Laping and suckling at your succulent creamy pussy juices with a crazed maddness. My hunger and driving lust just to be inside is to becomming to unbearable to handle as I stand up my throbbing pulsing cock at the entrance of your heated soakening cunt. My cock comming to the outer comfort of you pussy lips just feeling them feeling the warmth of your moist wet cunt lips wrapping tightly around my throbbing knob. Our lips and tounges going ruthless with adventerous entanglement. Our hunger for each other getting hostile and intense as your legs wrap my clenching butt and pull me in with full entire penertration without notice your tight heated juicy cunt wrapped snuggly around my throbbing pulsating rigid cock. Mmmmmm babee you feel so good your loosening joocy cunt open to my pumping rock hard throbbing cock the warmth and pressure of your soft loving vaginal haven are heavenly.
Nov. 20th, 2004 12:58 pm (UTC)
My solidified pulsating cock swimming in your soaked moist creamy juicieness our bodies in a smooth rythmatic drive as the pace quickens with an intense fragile force. Fucking ever so hard and wild with uncontrollable lust your lubricating pussy juices squealching with every thrusting pump. Fucking and pumping like wild pistons our bodies heating and sweating from the pacing endurance, stamina and steaming up from bodily loving heat. Our tounges in a wild lustful embrace ......as time stands still from our cries of heavenly love. Our bodies tenseing to strength as your orgasmic cunt contracts its love walls spilling
love juice, after love juice after love juice onto my rigid, throbbing, and pulsing cock spurting love, after love, after love into your into your cream filled pussy love juices. As our love juices combine into one.
....I hope you fulfilled yourself ...*licking lips*..
Nov. 24th, 2004 02:55 am (UTC)
After that silly story....
I'll take Whoopi Goldberg for the win and the Hello Kitty vibrator.
Nov. 24th, 2004 07:26 pm (UTC)
This is cool
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