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Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen


Now I have heard everything. Is NOT even a little
hen safe from the hands of a pervert bastard!?

What makes me ill is the fact that after the little
chicken was raped, it was then slaughtered.



(Zanbia) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said. The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise. “He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape,” a police spokesman said. The man from the town of Chongwe, about 30 miles east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers. The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

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playgirl
May. 29th, 2004 02:38 am (UTC)
Calling All Chickens
All chickens MUST unite to peck off the peckers of
those who ruffle their feathers the wrong way!

batcave
May. 29th, 2004 01:20 am (UTC)
Which brings to mind the eternal question:

Which came first? The chicken or....
playgirl
May. 29th, 2004 02:41 am (UTC)
Heh Heh
I don't know what came first, but I
do know if a man is well hung?

When you can just barely slip your finger
in between his neck and the noose!
_riomaggiore
May. 29th, 2004 01:27 am (UTC)
maybe he felt hen-pecked and/or couldn't take the egg on his face...
playgirl
May. 29th, 2004 03:06 am (UTC)
Oh how I wish he would have had
sex with a piranha fish!
_katido
May. 29th, 2004 03:02 am (UTC)
damn that is GROSS. i will never get why people like to hump animals. besides, that's cruel to the poor animal!
playgirl
May. 29th, 2004 03:13 am (UTC)
Lorena Bobbitt
What a slap in the face to his poor wife!
Too bad the creep killed himself.
Now this guy would of been a perfect
candidate for a Lorena Bobbitt job!
_katido
May. 29th, 2004 03:13 am (UTC)
Re: Lorena Bobbitt
i second that!
cris_nicewelts
May. 29th, 2004 03:36 am (UTC)
Ahhemmm...
1. No livin NOTHING is safe from perversion.
2. Where does your finger-lickin' chicken come from?
3. Some people have used feathers as toys during sex and I guess he couldn't wait to pluck one. I'm sure having the feathers tickling his scrot was nice. Something his wife wouldn't do for him perhaps?
4. The poor chickies aren't even safe with our military!


gremkin
May. 29th, 2004 03:57 am (UTC)
Re: Ahhemmm...
He's choking that poor chicken!
playgirl
May. 29th, 2004 05:18 am (UTC)
Re: Ahhemmm...
Looks like his conscience is starting to bother him!
playgirl
May. 29th, 2004 05:16 am (UTC)
Re: Ahhemmm...
I know that if he'd of had this chicken,
he would never have committed suicide!
toxic_beauti
May. 29th, 2004 03:01 pm (UTC)
kaylacam
May. 29th, 2004 10:15 pm (UTC)
playgirl
May. 30th, 2004 04:18 am (UTC)
I don't think so. It looks like Mrs. Hen's
hubby. He has quite a "fowl" expression
on his face. Poor thing, he seems to be
all "couped" up and ready to "fly off" the
handle! Oh, how he would of loved to have
gotten his "buffalo wings" around the
Pervert's neck!
kaylacam
May. 30th, 2004 07:09 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

You are SO bad!
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