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October 29, 2007, 4:34 PM - As of today, I will make this exact TIME TO SAY GOODBYE post everyday I make a new post to my Livejournal, until November 5, 2007.

The only time I've ever deleted anyone from my LJ, is when I've been asked to delete them.

This is going to CHANGE.

I have approximately 536 MUTUAL Livejournal Friends on my FList, and will ABSOLUTELY start payging CLOSE attention as to:

1. Who NEVER, EVER, EVER and EVER leaves a comment in my Livejournal.
2. Who NEVER replies to me when I leave a comment on their Livejournal. How rude!
3. Who NEVER even bothers to thanks me after I take the time to leave my Happy Birthday wishes in their LJ. How Rude!
4. Who I like very much, but I get these SPOOKY vibes that that person doesn't like me.
5. All in all, I can now see for sure, that at least 400 people will be deleted into cyber kingdom come by me by November 5, 2007.
6. I will start hunting for about 25 BRAND NEW LJ Friends after November the 5th.
7. By and by, all of you already know that I am a gal who expresses EXACTLY what I feel about any given topic; if you DON'T like me for it, and want to beat me to the punch, then DELETE me right now! And PLEASE don’t bother telling me you have, because I’ll KNOW!

AND NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW!




I got into my car, and took off by myself, because I hate living humans interrupting me while in the company of the dead! Some of you already know of my love of cemeteries, tombstones, and the walking dead! Yes, I love this kind of stuff so much, that I go absolutely SPOOKALICIOUSLY CRAZY, especially during one of my most favorite times of the year - HALLOWEEN! EEK!

I sped to Concordia Cemetery, and for the umpteenth time, and headed straight for John Wesley Hardin’s grave and tried desperately to break the lock on the Iron Gate, but failed miserably!



I grabbed onto iron bars that surrounded him, and started to toss in a few coins inside.


I proceeded to walk toward the bench I've sat in each and every time, and immediately started talking to his spirit. I told him that I’d just found out that John Selman was also buried at Concordia, and promised I’d soon start looking for his graveside. I just couldn't contain myself, and burst out sobbing as I told “Wes” that I’d never forgive John Selman for shooting him in the back of the head! I always knew Selman was a cowardly snake in the grass vermin!

I told Wes I’d also do every thing in my power to find the grave of his lovely mistress, Beulah M’Rose, to personally thank her for paying a whopping $77.00 for his funeral back in 1895, and continued sitting on that old bench that stood to the side of his awesome grave site, and started wishing with all my heart, that John Wesley Hardin would appear to me in all his glory!

SUDDENLY, I heard the lock click open, and the screeching sound of the Iron Gate to his grave open at a snail's pace. I turned around slowly. My jaws dropped down to my knee caps, and my eyes popped out of their eye sockets in disbelief, then I fainted and PLOPPED to the ground!

God only knows how long I lay there sprawled flat on my back with my tongue hanging down the side of my mouth like a dog!



When I began to slowly regain consciousness, this is what I saw standing in front of ME ...

JOHN WESLEY HARDIN BACK FROM THE DEAD!


I quickly grabbed my six-shooterI pistol and ran into his awaiting arms, and we kissed passionately! He picked me up in his arms and carried me clear across town to the OK CORRAL to meet his cousins Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday, and we lived happily ever after in his SPOOKY kingdom of the dead!


PLAYGIRL'S 2007 HALLOWEEN
GHOSTS, GHOULS & GOBLINS

Playgirl's Spooky World
of Halloween BOO!


TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
Graveyard Special


Sexy Legs Playgirl’s
Adventures With the Dead


Playgirl’s Alcatraz
Halloween Spook Tour
PART ONE


Playgirl’s Alcatraz Tour
PART TWO


Playgirl’s Alcatraz Tour
PART THREE


Playgirl’s Alcatraz
Escape From Alcatraz
PART FOUR




Join The NRA

"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."

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sputnik
Oct. 29th, 2007 11:42 pm (UTC)
You're weird, in an interesting way.
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 12:32 am (UTC)
That's exactly what my Mamma use to tell me! heh heh

You're kinda weird yourself, in an interesting way, too!
Hugs!
ayoub
Oct. 30th, 2007 12:26 am (UTC)
You're going to remove 400 people?

You know I love you, right?

:D

And I adored the tale :D

Oh, and if you like the moustachios, I can do that... It might take a few weeks ;)
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
the moustachios
I sure do, and I'm glad you enjoyed my silly tale! :o)

I will seriously be expecting the moustachios, and the pics for sure!!
Muuua!!
Re: the moustachios - ayoub - Nov. 1st, 2007 12:37 pm (UTC) - Expand
dusith
Oct. 30th, 2007 01:03 am (UTC)
Ah...
...you make me miss some of the cool things about El Paso. I haven't lived out there since 1988. I really miss the El Paso Chili Company; mmm.... hot peppers!
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 10:39 pm (UTC)
Re: Ah...
I'm glad my post brought nice memories for you of El Paso!
moon_shine
Oct. 30th, 2007 01:32 am (UTC)
I was going to post a cowboy joke later tonight Sunshine :o) I have it all ready but have not had time to get it up yet:o) we do think a lot alike :o) I love your tail :o) ya that one too! ;o) Wink Wink thanks for the smile :o)))hope your Halloween is lots of fun!!
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 10:41 pm (UTC)
I'm the queen of tails for tail lovers! ;o)
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a_phoenix
Oct. 30th, 2007 01:35 am (UTC)
It is your journal....you are entitled to have the friends you want and are comfortable with. Do what is best for you.
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 10:44 pm (UTC)
It's time to clean house. There way too many that I feel don't like me at all. Wish all of them liked me as much as you do! :o)
donchep
Oct. 30th, 2007 01:42 am (UTC)
I wonder which one of those on the list I am. Like I said, you're nuts not to delete me.
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 01:02 am (UTC)
GROWL
Heh...You're not going to get rid of me that easily. I'm gonna keep you, 'cuz you really make my day when I get you to GROWL ferociously at me!
typewriterking
Oct. 30th, 2007 01:49 am (UTC)
You got today's date wrong up at the beginning. It's still October, Dear.
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 03:04 am (UTC)
November!
Thanks for bringing it to my attention! I can't understand for the life of me, why I would come up with November! :o)
tigron_x
Oct. 30th, 2007 02:06 am (UTC)
Since when did people from the old west wear shades? :P

I'm only teasin' ya. That was a great read. You're one clever woman with silver boots! ;)

Glad you're having fun and sharing it with us. :D
playgirl
Nov. 2nd, 2007 04:47 am (UTC)
I like it when you tease me!
0ccam
Oct. 30th, 2007 02:06 am (UTC)
We were in Tombstone this past July. We did NOT go to the Boot Hill Cemetery (the original Tombstone cemetery) but we did go to the "newer" Tombstone Cemetery.
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 10:57 pm (UTC)
Tombstone? I even love the word! Someday I'll go to Boot Hill, and I know I'll go totally crazy taking pictures!
ctuck
Oct. 30th, 2007 02:26 am (UTC)
Does this mean you'll start haunting for new friends? :D
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 01:27 am (UTC)
Yes and no
Yes and no. I'm keeping the ones who like me, and deleting the ones who don't. :o)
justgoto
Oct. 30th, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
536 MUTUAL Livejournal Friends
Yikes! I wouldn't want to read that many entries, too much like work.

Wesley Hardin was so mean, he once shot a man for snoring... just keep that in mind. :P
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 03:20 am (UTC)
Re: 536 MUTUAL Livejournal Friends
"536 mutual friends"

You have brought up some things I'd like to go into more detail in a future post. One LJ friend brought up something about thanking people when given a card or birthday wishes. I really hope I remember these two things! I seem to be forgetting lots of stuff, and doing strange things lately, like losing my cell phone, and accidently finding it in the frig.!! :o)

I'm kind of starting to worry about something else. I've been visiting John Wesley Hardin's grave so much, I think I've finally fallen in love!! As for Wes shooting someone for snoring, can't say as I blame him! :o)
esoterictrinity
Oct. 30th, 2007 04:40 am (UTC)
I'm so flippin envious of you getting to see such a cool grave! I strolled through two cemeteries today myself. I'm in love with them. always have been.
always~

E3
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 01:35 am (UTC)
cemetery love
I never knew you loved cemeteries! :o)

I've loved them since I was a kid, and as the years go by, I love them more! I've been to many, but regret with all my heart that at that time, I didn't have a digital camera.

I never realized Concordia Cemetery was so huge, and so filled with history and mystery.
silveroak
Oct. 30th, 2007 05:08 am (UTC)
sorry that I don;t always get to respond but I do enjoy reading always :)
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 03:27 am (UTC)
comment in your LJ
Whenever I've left a comment in your LJ, you've always replied, and that's been very much appreciated!
Re: comment in your LJ - silveroak - Nov. 1st, 2007 10:57 am (UTC) - Expand
dolston
Oct. 30th, 2007 05:10 am (UTC)
Quite to story. Thank you.
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 01:37 am (UTC)
my sleeve
You're welcome!

I'm glad you liked it! I always have a story or two up my sleeve! :o)
nahele_101
Oct. 30th, 2007 06:04 am (UTC)
you never reply to my journal!


:P

playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 01:39 am (UTC)
I'll explain
There's a reason. I'll explain some stuff in another post!

Smooch! :o)
pornotron
Oct. 30th, 2007 10:18 am (UTC)
JIMINY H CHRISTMAS!!! I was just about to add you! If you do end up doing your pruning, could you add me as a friend? Frankly, I like what you got to say. Ciao!
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 01:42 am (UTC)
pruning and fertilizing
Glad you added me. You already know I added you, too! :o)
dumpsterdiva
Oct. 30th, 2007 11:18 am (UTC)
Oh nooooooooooooooo!

anxiously waiting
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 01:44 am (UTC)
Happy Halloween
There's no way in hell I'd ever delete one of my most interesting LJ friends!

Happy Halloween Sweety Pie!!
Re: Happy Halloween - dumpsterdiva - Nov. 1st, 2007 08:33 pm (UTC) - Expand
moon_shine
Oct. 30th, 2007 01:54 pm (UTC)
Good Morning Sunshine!!! Smooch!!
Good Morning Sunshine!!! Wishing you a wonderful day!
Sending you lots and lots of Kisses!!!!
Smooch!! Smooch!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ;o)
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 01:45 am (UTC)
Re: Good Morning Sunshine!!! Smooch!!
Moo moo moon smooch! :o)
Re: Good Morning Sunshine!!! Smooch!! - moon_shine - Nov. 1st, 2007 07:07 pm (UTC) - Expand
monkeypooshoes
Oct. 30th, 2007 01:54 pm (UTC)
groovy pictures, playgirl x
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 01:48 am (UTC)
glad
Thank you. I'm so glad you liked them!
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oninofro
Oct. 30th, 2007 04:51 pm (UTC)
So what prompted the entirely reasonable desire to groom your lj list? and
Have you ever considered visiting Haiti? I ask as you mention in your story an interest in the dead. :P
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 02:01 am (UTC)
deep down in my bones
Perhaps because I can somehow feel it, deep down in my bones, that these people I’ll be deleting by the 5th of November, don't care much for me.

What a dream come true that would be, to visit Haiti someday! Hopefully, someday I’ll fulfill that dream. :o)
Re: deep down in my bones - oninofro - Nov. 5th, 2007 12:17 am (UTC) - Expand
uglyface2
Oct. 30th, 2007 07:09 pm (UTC)
Indulging in a bit of necrophilia, Playgirl? I'd never have guessed.
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 02:02 am (UTC)
necrophilia
Looks like I've unwillingly let the cat out of the bag! ;o)
ormembar
Oct. 30th, 2007 07:35 pm (UTC)
Espero que me sigas considerando como tu amigo! me encanta leerte y sobre todo disfruto de tu amor por los pequenios animales indefensos. Un beso
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 02:06 am (UTC)
Siempre lo seras
Has llegado de ser un amigo my estimado. Siempre lo seras!

Muchos abrazos y besitos!
kdawg
Oct. 30th, 2007 07:44 pm (UTC)
Well, I want to stay! And I definitely comment. :)

Anyway, is that an actual cemetary in Texas? If so, I think I just found yet another place I would like to go and visit. :)
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 10:48 pm (UTC)
Oh, and I want you to STAY even more than you want to stay! :o)

Yes, Concordia Cemetery is in El Paso, Texas. I've been going quite often as of late, and never realized how huge it is. It's full of history to be found, and will eventually post more pics of it.
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playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 02:15 am (UTC)
John Selman's headstone
I'm sure by now, you know much more about the man and his life than I do! I hope you found him interesting.

I'm still looking for John Selman's headstone. It's become quite an obsession! When I do, I'll post a picture of it.
buddave
Oct. 30th, 2007 11:51 pm (UTC)
Hope you don't delete me, a big vacuum would
occur......
playgirl
Nov. 1st, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)
Seriously
How sad I would be without you! Seriously!
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