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Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
A: Because he might make a hole in one.

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ramirez13
Aug. 26th, 2003 08:06 pm (UTC)
emm yeah..... cute.. little dated hehe.. but your cute enough to get away with bad jokes:)
playgirl
Aug. 26th, 2003 08:43 pm (UTC)
Give me a chance!
Oh Noooo! Let me try again!
just_a_guy_03
Aug. 26th, 2003 08:09 pm (UTC)
grooooooan.....
playgirl
Aug. 26th, 2003 08:46 pm (UTC)
Here's another one
I'm very proud of this one because I came up with this one when I was a child:

Q: What did the finger say to the knuckle?
A: One more crack out of you and I'll kick you out of the joint!
ramirez13
Sep. 21st, 2003 05:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Here's another one
eerrrrr thats a little better.. still cute enough to get away with it
ex_chocolate420
Aug. 26th, 2003 08:33 pm (UTC)
so, if you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?

Q:why are all the smurfs blue?
A:there's only one girl.
playgirl
Aug. 26th, 2003 08:41 pm (UTC)
Smurfs
What color??
ex_chocolate420
Aug. 26th, 2003 09:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Smurfs
don't know, i was asking. they're already blue, so it's a question for the ages. it may never be answered.
playgirl
Aug. 26th, 2003 09:37 pm (UTC)
Re: Smurfs
Blue? You're kidding!! heh heh

What does a Mobster buried in deep cement soon become?
Answer: A hardened criminal.
walrus828
Aug. 26th, 2003 09:21 pm (UTC)
hahahaha........
thank you
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playgirl
Aug. 27th, 2003 10:50 pm (UTC)
I'll post my bad jokes there from now on.
Hangs head down in shame ...
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demonicanevil
Aug. 27th, 2003 02:21 am (UTC)
Ohhhhhhh
My head near exploding from bad jokes...

Ohhhhhhhhh
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