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ADLUTS ONLY!!



My body has been burning with desire for much too long, so I’ve decided to do something about it tomorrow evening. I'm looking forward to it with great anticipation for a night filled with titillating orgasmalicious lovemaking with that special someone!

I’ll soon set the mood for an intimate atmosphere filled with an array of flowers. Since I’m extremely passionate, the sheets and pillow cases will be red satin. I love the way they make me feel when I rub every inch of my nude body against them! I’ll have a few red aromatherapy candles, massage oils, and a couple of erotic videos for an inviting and sensual ambiance to my bedroom.

I’ve already bought myself some extremely seductively naughty lingerie to create a sense of mystery and eroticism to my body. I chose a sexy black sheer lace bustier set with see through lace trim, a gamigarter, lace top stockings, matching g-string panties, and leopard satin high heel slippers with black Maribou. My skin will feel satiny smooth, and will smell of Dove soap. My hair will smell great and will be loose and wild looking!

I’ve got a bottle of Laurent-Perrier Grande Siècle La Cuvée in the frig., along with some bananas, oysters, strawberries and pinenuts.

Tomorrow night, I’ll make sure to hang my DO NOT DISTURB sign on my bedroom door, when I start masturbating myself with my hands that know exactly what to do to get me moaning with orgasmic joy!

Whoever said ONE is a lonely number was gravely mistaken!



But hey! Should I get lonely,
who wants to join me
so I can share all the
goodies...hmmm?

Playgirl's Quote for Today:
"I'll come up and make love
to you at five o'clock.
If I'm late, start without me."
- Tallulah Bankhead




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Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."

Comments

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kayakman
Aug. 30th, 2007 09:38 pm (UTC)
silly gurl...
it's always better with some help...

We'll be migrating to Quiet Valley tonight for our Ecovillage Meetup..


and of COURSE to play some music...

MELvis
playgirl
Aug. 30th, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC)
Re: silly gurl...
Really?! ;o)

You're so lucky! Nothing beats a weekend with nature and great music!
kayakman
Aug. 30th, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC)
Re: silly gurl...
yes indeed... camping out, playing new songs...

Once we get our Ecovillage setup, all us online knowledge workers are going to migrate out of the cities to our home in the country...

ALL I NEED is a decent internet connection...

:)
charliemc
Aug. 30th, 2007 09:51 pm (UTC)
Yep.

Men can't deny they like this 'partner' a lot, too, by the way. (grin)

Seriously, I've never understood women who act like there's something wrong with some happy self-pleasure! Go for it!

Or I should say: go YOU!!!

(smile)
playgirl
Aug. 30th, 2007 10:35 pm (UTC)
Self-pleasure...hmmm...I like those words
Self-pleasure...hmmm...I like those words much better than the word masturbation! I'll start calling it that from now on.

I'll never understand why some find the act offensive. If more would just leave their inhibitions at the door, and just do it, there'd be a hell of a lot of less unwanted pregancies, among other things in this world.

Tomorrow I'll be in the company of the greatest person in the world for a self-pleasure romp in the hay - ME! heeeeee
devjannz
Aug. 30th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
Sounds like you have a perfect weekend planned. Hope everything "cums" out ok. ;)

I would love to join you should you need more than your own 2 hands. ;)
playgirl
Aug. 30th, 2007 11:22 pm (UTC)
I always use my own thumb to strum my sweet cherry plum
I know this will sound pretty dumb, but I never shy away from finding ways to cum, while sipping on a bottle of rum, and and chewing on a wad of bubble gum. I always use my own thumb to strum my sweet cherry plum to produce some yum yum cum!

Er…now don’t misunderstand, there are times when I find myself un-man-ned and feel I do need an extra hand to attend to my mammary gland, which makes the whole act, pretty damn grand! Wanna lend a helping hand? heeeee
devjannz
Aug. 30th, 2007 11:36 pm (UTC)
Re: I always use my own thumb to strum my sweet cherry plum
That was the sexiest rhyme ever, but then you are very clever. I would indeed lend a hand, after which you may find it difficult to stand.

*grin* ;)
paulcurtis
Aug. 30th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC)
that special someone!
Sounds like a winning combination! Have a terrific time!
playgirl
Aug. 30th, 2007 11:34 pm (UTC)
Re: that special someone!
I'm sure I will. I'll have the perfect partner! ;o)
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playgirl
Sep. 1st, 2007 12:37 am (UTC)
Oh yes, yes, yes!! heh heh
moon_shine
Aug. 30th, 2007 10:17 pm (UTC)
I will be there if only in my Dreams!
((Hugs)) my friend!
playgirl
Sep. 1st, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
Hugs Sweet Stuff!
moon_shine
Sep. 1st, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
Knock Knock Knock I am Here To lend A Hand ;o)
Sunshine My sweet honey dew :) I understand the bananas, oysters and strawberries;o) but what could we do with the pine nuts. ?=o)
scottj32
Aug. 30th, 2007 11:35 pm (UTC)
Call me so we can share an experience together ;)
playgirl
Sep. 1st, 2007 12:44 am (UTC)
If I did, I'm positive you'd have me melt all over the floor, and Grandpa would have to grab the mop! ;o)

Damn! You're gorgeous!
daddy
Aug. 30th, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC)
Self Pleasure vs Being Pleasured
Well I have to agree with everyone else who said that being pleasured is so much nicer... If I had to choose I would rather be pleasurede cause then I could return the gift.

The mental picture you formed is heavenly... I wish so much I could see you in your new outfit sounds so sinfully delightful... Reminds me so much of an encounter many many years ago in Savanna Ga.

I got to the room early, a 5 star hotel in the old part of the city, I scattered the bed with pink rose petals with a single yellow rose laying on the pillow. I made a trail of hershey kisses from the door to the bed with a note on the bed saying, "I have kissed the ground you walk on" and then on the bedside table there was a large jar of Green M&M's (they are supposed to be approdesiacs ya know).

It was a very nice weekend. I wish yours could be as nice... but I admit I would be green with envy of that special someone...
playgirl
Sep. 7th, 2007 07:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Self Pleasure vs Being Pleasured
That is the most romantic thing I've ever read!

You are something else!
daddy
Sep. 7th, 2007 11:38 pm (UTC)
Re: Self Pleasure vs Being Pleasured
Sometimes when I put my mind to it, I do ok.... and I still would like to see that outfit,,, (with you in it) :-)
ayoub
Aug. 31st, 2007 12:02 am (UTC)
Oh my...

Wow...

I would love to join you :D

Wow...
playgirl
Sep. 7th, 2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
Well come on over! The more the merrier! haaaaaaa
ayoub
Sep. 8th, 2007 08:03 am (UTC)
I'll be there :D
manoman
Aug. 31st, 2007 01:59 am (UTC)
I'd have to be dead not to want to join you after that description.
playgirl
Sep. 1st, 2007 12:47 am (UTC)
You're the most alive man I've met on LJ!

manoman
Sep. 1st, 2007 01:36 am (UTC)
You ARE such a sweetie. Hugs
shadowy_poet
Aug. 31st, 2007 02:37 am (UTC)
I have never envied a pair of hands so much! =)
playgirl
Sep. 1st, 2007 12:53 am (UTC)
Mmmmm...my hands are doing such wonderful things to my entire body! This is ecstacy! heeee
see_dog
Aug. 31st, 2007 04:17 am (UTC)
Things that make me go hmmm?
Good thing you specified "I start masturbating myself with my hands" because for all I know you could have been talking about masterbating a Kuala Bear with the Pope's hands. I almost thought it for a second. Thank all the gods or god in the heavens or heaven that you specified. Now I can sleep a good nights rest instead of fearing for those poor Kuala Bears at the greasy hands of our Pope....literally.

Alas I cannot join your Cruisade for you are not a bitch. And bitches are what I'm into. Not to mention this is for "Adluts only." I have no idea what the hell an "Adlut" is? All I know is that I've never been referred to as one and therefor must not be one. Plus it sounds like this is interspecies breeding and I'm only into my own kind. I like them big nipples.

Anywho I'm in the mood for a hello kitty happy meal. Assuming they didn't run out. That is what I shall go for :P.
playgirl
Sep. 7th, 2007 08:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Things that make me go hmmm?
Hmmm...now I'm truly suspicious of that kitty happy meal! It better not be what my naughty mind suspects! Besides, haven't I told you to stay out of places that say ADULTS ONLY?!

I wouldn't want your virgin eyes and ears to see and hear anything you shouldn't, Puppy Puddles!!
see_dog
Sep. 8th, 2007 03:29 am (UTC)
Re: Things that make me go hmmm?
Kitty happy meal?

OHHHH you mean HELLO kitty happy meal :P

Sorry confused me for a second.

Well I won't say it is what your naughty mind suspects..but I also won't say it isn't.

I'm an adult. I'm older than you. I'm 182 years old. Dog years that is.

LOL Virgin. Unless it can grow back There's nothing Virgin about me.
biglittlebro
Aug. 31st, 2007 06:55 am (UTC)
A friend of mine once told me, and his assembled friends and ex-lovers, that as far as sex with a woman is concerned, he much preferred a quick jack off in the bathroom. I couldn't disagree with him more.

If all you want is to achieve orgasm, if all you need is to feel filled to stretching, if all you want is to knock out the kinks in your back and to make your toes curl upwards and backwards then by all means drag out the old reliable B.O.B. and put on the mood music, light the candles and put in the batteries.

For myself, the hand is a poor substitute for the delicious curves of a woman, the soft feminine laughter, the sweet perfumes and intoxicating curves of the woman's body. Mrs Palmer and her five daughters are a quiet mob, each girl as bony and skinny as their mother is broad. They are silent and never utter a word. If I try talking dirty to them I just find myself "talking to the hand".

Sorry, I got off track a little, but I would much rather share emotional as well as sexual input with a real women even if it were the shared experience of watching each other masturbate. Otherwise, as far as I am concerned, one is STILL the loneliest number.

Hugs for you, sweet Savannaah.
playgirl
Sep. 7th, 2007 07:19 pm (UTC)
As always, I send you hugs, too! You have a way with words, no matter what the topic, that leave me in awe.

I'm afraid when it comes to intimacy with a human-being, I'd rather not. There's a reason why I've named this LJ "Playgirl's Mechanical World."
davev1968
Aug. 31st, 2007 02:12 pm (UTC)
If I end up in TX, may I come over and take care of your needs in person?
playgirl
Sep. 7th, 2007 07:22 pm (UTC)
Should the day ever come that I tire of my hands, sure! heh heh
xjenavivex
Aug. 31st, 2007 02:30 pm (UTC)
now will you be taking your date out for dinner and a movie first?
playgirl
Sep. 1st, 2007 12:57 am (UTC)
Absolutely! Nothing but the best for me! Nobody can take the place of me for the best sexilicious sex ever! ;o)
fourcorners
Sep. 1st, 2007 03:39 am (UTC)
That g-spot can be a tricky creature to corner. If you need help, feel free to email me. Together, we can make sure that that naughty g-spot is held down and takes its 'licking' like it deserves
playgirl
Sep. 7th, 2007 07:06 pm (UTC)
My g-spot isn't tricky to find at all, 'cuz it reacts just like radar! ;o)

I'm creating webpages for short sex stories, and would like people to send me their own original sex stories. Would you like to contribute? I'll give you the credit, and if you'd like me to link it to your LJ, or some place else, I would.

Let me know if you're interested.
fourcorners
Sep. 8th, 2007 02:18 am (UTC)
I'm interested. I'd be happy to contribute. One condition. I want you to give me the scenario. Strangers on a plane, cowboy and widow, coeds, etc.
moon_shine3
Sep. 1st, 2007 08:36 am (UTC)
I awake you with a soft kiss so you will remember me in your Dreams ;o)
playgirl
Sep. 7th, 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)
Your soft kiss was received! :o)
moon_shine
Sep. 8th, 2007 10:07 pm (UTC)
So was yours!!! :o)
here is one more!
bakapooh
Sep. 1st, 2007 03:02 pm (UTC)
That has to be the sexiest picture i've ever seen, you such beautiful curves. :)

Hope you had a wonderful night.
playgirl
Sep. 7th, 2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
And that's the nicest compliment I've received in the longest time! Thank you!

Oh yes, I had quite hot and memorable session with myself! ;o)
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