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Kids, I'm being blackmailed, and I have no idea who it is!

I just received another threatening letter stating that if I didn't
post a pic of my pussy, all the sordid details of my past life
would be exposed throughout cyberspace, so I had no other choice
but to agree to his/her demand by posting a pic of my bush!

It would just about kill me to have you look at my pussy, but I'm
not worried, because I know for a fact that you all love me dearly,
and would never dream of going beyond this page to see it!
Gee, I love you all!

Well I'll be damned! What the hell are you
guys doing here looking at my pussy???!!

How could you??!! GRRR

Playgirl at the

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Aug. 3rd, 2007 08:04 pm (UTC)
I swear you are such a prick-tease.

Aug. 3rd, 2007 10:32 pm (UTC)

I'm the queen of TEASE! ;o)
Aug. 3rd, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)

I still love you though :)
Aug. 3rd, 2007 10:46 pm (UTC)
Then I must tease more in the future! :o)
(no subject) - ayoub - Aug. 4th, 2007 07:50 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - playgirl - Aug. 4th, 2007 03:58 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - ayoub - Aug. 4th, 2007 07:53 pm (UTC) - Expand
Aug. 3rd, 2007 08:18 pm (UTC)
*spanks you...hard* ;)

Aug. 3rd, 2007 10:33 pm (UTC)
Promise?! heeee
Aug. 3rd, 2007 08:26 pm (UTC)
Well Sunshine I have told you a hundred times I would do any thing to see your Pussy =o) *Wink Wink* that was just to Funny!;o))))ROFL
big Smile :o)
Aug. 3rd, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC)
I'll show you my bush, just as soon as Bush completes his presidency! heeeeeeee
Re: Bush - moon_shine - Aug. 4th, 2007 03:41 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Bush - playgirl - Aug. 4th, 2007 02:58 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: Bush - moon_shine - Aug. 4th, 2007 03:47 pm (UTC) - Expand
Aug. 3rd, 2007 09:52 pm (UTC)
That's actually pretty funny :) Heehee
Aug. 3rd, 2007 10:38 pm (UTC)
Glad I gave you some giggles! :o)
Aug. 3rd, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC)
You had me fooled with that photo! :) (nice photo of your thigh though in your icon ! ;) )
Aug. 3rd, 2007 10:41 pm (UTC)
I had to share
When I first came across it, I couldn't stop laughing, and felt I had to share the chuckles with all of you.

Thanks for the compliment on my thighs! :o)
Aug. 3rd, 2007 10:25 pm (UTC)
You got me also
Had me going there for a bit. grin...
Aug. 3rd, 2007 10:43 pm (UTC)
Re: You got me also
Had you going? I've only begun! heh heh
Aug. 3rd, 2007 10:28 pm (UTC)
I chose not to look but when I clicked on Reply I got to see it anyway.
Aug. 3rd, 2007 10:44 pm (UTC)
Excuses, excuses! heeee
Aug. 3rd, 2007 11:41 pm (UTC)
I bet there are a lot of people that won't look, don't
you think?? And I bet most of them will fly to work tomorrow.
That picture is the pits.......just me.....
Aug. 4th, 2007 04:16 pm (UTC)
I only hope that you don't find my bush the pits!
(no subject) - buddave - Aug. 5th, 2007 03:50 pm (UTC) - Expand
Aug. 3rd, 2007 11:55 pm (UTC)
Hmmm...I hit the read more button by accident...yeap, that's it...;)

Hehehe...you got me good, it sounded serious and plausible...but instead, it just all went to the pits...lol..
Aug. 4th, 2007 12:22 am (UTC)
"read more" button
You're forgiven, because I KNOW you accidently brushed against the "read more" button.

I'm glad I gotcha'! :o)

Aug. 3rd, 2007 11:59 pm (UTC)
Sheesh thats not a tease in the slightest.

How could anyony get excited to see a monster bush like that???

Its 2007! Every woman should shave!
Aug. 4th, 2007 12:14 am (UTC)
Bermuda Triangle
Hmmm...and here I was sure you were a Bermuda Triangle kind of guy! :o(
Aug. 4th, 2007 12:26 am (UTC)
Actually, I'm relieved because it was like, damn, don't they have razors down in Texas.....
Aug. 4th, 2007 12:31 am (UTC)
Read my lips
No, we Texans have no razors, but you better believe when President Bush and my bush says, "Read my lips!" ya' BETTER read our lips, or else! har har
Re: Read my lips - sonofabish - Aug. 4th, 2007 12:35 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Read my lips - playgirl - Aug. 4th, 2007 03:23 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Read my lips - moon_shine - Aug. 4th, 2007 06:06 am (UTC) - Expand
Aug. 4th, 2007 12:37 am (UTC)
lol!!! But I was sure hoping......
Aug. 4th, 2007 03:00 pm (UTC)
As long as you hope, that's enough for me! :o)
Aug. 4th, 2007 12:38 am (UTC)
Psssht! I knew it!
If this was like a year ago, maybe, just maybe you would have gotten me. But not this time, Kitten, especially with that nappy hair. And I'd definitely recognize your body anywhere. I've seen your pictures. That wasn't anywhere near your curves. But, I was suprised to find out that it was an arm. But anyhow... it's time for your daily fruit and vegetables. Enjoy one on me!

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Aug. 4th, 2007 03:15 pm (UTC)
Re: Psssht! I knew it!
With those fruits and veggies, who needs a man, OR a vibrator?! heh heh

I'm sure you'll remember me, and grow quite excited, whenever you look under your armpit! Gee, how romantic, huh?! haaaaaaa

So, you've seen my boobies and tush, huh?! Oh, I'm the cutie in the center! They don't call me Sexy Legs Playgirl for nut-ting! ;o)
Re: Psssht! I knew it! - tigron_x - Aug. 4th, 2007 05:34 pm (UTC) - Expand
Aug. 4th, 2007 01:35 am (UTC)
Don't make me go get my cat of nine tails to punish you with you little tease.

(on second thought, make me...make me!!!)
Aug. 4th, 2007 03:44 pm (UTC)
Oh, but after the teasing is done, the punishment is the icing on the cake! So punish me! Purrr heh heh
Aug. 4th, 2007 02:24 am (UTC)
I clicked by accident...i didn't peek!....I'm a total gentleman and would never look!

Very nice by the way ;)
Aug. 4th, 2007 03:38 pm (UTC)
I KNOW you clicked by accident, because I've always known you to the kind of guy who cringes in terror whenever you see pussy! ;o)
(no subject) - bakapooh - Aug. 4th, 2007 07:59 pm (UTC) - Expand
Sometimes pussy can be quite aggressive - playgirl - Aug. 5th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: Sometimes pussy can be quite aggressive - bakapooh - Aug. 5th, 2007 03:49 am (UTC) - Expand
Aug. 4th, 2007 02:48 am (UTC)
no fair ;___;
Aug. 4th, 2007 03:55 pm (UTC)
I know! I'm such a tease sometimes! :o)
Aug. 4th, 2007 05:48 am (UTC)
There are truly no ends to your trickster ways. =P
Aug. 4th, 2007 03:30 pm (UTC)
In REAL life, you should see me in action! heeee
Aug. 4th, 2007 06:40 am (UTC)

Aw, that's not fair. :-p
Aug. 4th, 2007 03:34 pm (UTC)
That's exactly what I'm going to say, when I tease too many times in REAL life, and find myself strangled to death! :o(

Hope it gave you a chuckle!
Aug. 4th, 2007 07:46 am (UTC)
you are so goofy!
Aug. 4th, 2007 03:20 pm (UTC)
Being goofy is my favorite past time!

Sure hope I gave you a smile or two! :o)
Aug. 4th, 2007 12:53 pm (UTC)
Blackmail to see your hoo-ha, but not to see your face? Some people have their priorities all wrong.
Aug. 4th, 2007 03:26 pm (UTC)
My hoo-ha
My hoo-ha is much more interesting than my face! ;o)
Aug. 4th, 2007 02:18 pm (UTC)
Somehow I kinda figured there was something afoot here..

You gave it away when you mentioned your sorrid past life... and we all know there is no such of a thing. Your past is already known. Like how much nautiness can you get into while serving in the Army in Korea.... Hmmmm on second thought... lets not go there...

You are correct though, We do love you very much.
Aug. 4th, 2007 04:22 pm (UTC)
Like how much nautiness can you get into while serving in the Army in Korea.... Hmmmm on second thought... lets not go there...

If I'm ever asked, I'll just plead the 5th! heeee

Just as long as you, and all those who love me, love me forever! :o)
Aug. 4th, 2007 05:56 pm (UTC)
LMAO! You go girl! ^_^
Aug. 5th, 2007 01:15 am (UTC)
Thank you! There are times when we all need a chuckle or two! :o)
Aug. 4th, 2007 06:02 pm (UTC)
you're one of the few females on this planet that can rev my motor.
Aug. 5th, 2007 01:13 am (UTC)
That makes me so happy Sweety Pie, 'cuz whenever I see you're pic, I always go RAWR! ;o)
(no subject) - moon_shine - Aug. 5th, 2007 01:16 am (UTC) - Expand
Aug. 5th, 2007 12:25 am (UTC)
Maybe my priorities are out of whack but I love the pic of you in a thong showing off your thighs and hips :P

but that's just me.

Aug. 5th, 2007 01:10 am (UTC)
That's my favorite thong 'cuz it actually fits in my pocket! Purrr! :o)
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