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Took my CT Scan yesterday. I don’t know when I’ll get the results. Thanks to all of you who have been keeping your fingers crossed for me. You’ll never know how much I appreciate it my darlings!!




Okay! I wanna get married! Please fill out your application and leave it below. I will go over them over the week-end and let you know who the lucky guy will be!

Playgirl’s credentials:

1. I’m a great cook.

2. I’m as cute as can be, never been married and have no kids.

3. I’m pretty much a perfectionist.

4. I’m as thrifty as can be, and can make a dollar stretch a mile long.

5. I don’t smoke. I love Margaritas and will have ONE only to be sociable.

6. I give great massages.

7. I’m not too much into the party scene.

8. I HATE talking on the phone.

9. I’m TRUE BLUE.

10. I’m an expert shooter, and will shoot anyone who tries to harm you.

11. I'm totally independent, and I’m a great money maker.

12. I can make you laugh, and I can make you cry.

13. I have multiple personalities, so you’ll never know exactly what you’ll get in the morning, but I promise that you’ll wake in the mornings with a great big smile.

14. I’m an Angel in the kitchen and a little SEX devil in bed.

Please submit your applications below.



Playgirl's a Smooth Operator


Join The NRA

"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."

Comments

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harley1456
Jul. 20th, 2007 09:07 pm (UTC)
Is there a trial period ......LOL
playgirl
Jul. 20th, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC)
re-did it
Only if you leave an engagement ring as collateral! ;o)
harley1456
Jul. 20th, 2007 10:23 pm (UTC)
Re: re-did it
done, heading to Zales right now...they OWE me...for that whole watch ordeal.
playgirl
Jul. 20th, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC)
Re: re-did it
Run, don’t walk to Zales, ‘cuz my ring finger that runs directly to my heart awaits you! Don’t go spending too much money, ‘cuz I’m a simple girl with simple tastes, so just get me a little band of gold! :o)

Hugs and Kisses!
devjannz
Jul. 20th, 2007 09:07 pm (UTC)
Ahh...if only I were single. *HUGS*
playgirl
Jul. 20th, 2007 10:04 pm (UTC)
for sure
She's a lucky girl for sure! :o)
astrixas
Jul. 20th, 2007 09:11 pm (UTC)
I hope all is well with the CT scan, I have not been on LJ much so i need to go back and re-read your stuff
fourcorners
Jul. 20th, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)
Should you accept me, fourcorners, as your beloved spouse, you may expect the following:

1. Breakfast in bed every Sunday

2. Someone to distract, clean up after and cuddle with your kitties, should you wish to be independent and cat-free for some hours

3. Laughter. You may not get enough of it

4. Piggyback rides to your car, so your delicate tootsies don't have to touch the ground

5. Shoulder and backrubs upon request

6. Introduction to the best board and card games, should the internet or tv not prove to be entertaining enough

7. I'll teach you how to throw knives

8. Someone to wash your back whenever you're taking a bath or shower. This can be combined with #5, for efficiency, or #10

9. Surprise trip once per month

10. Sensual, mind-blowing orgasms; the kind that leave you weak in the knees and gasping for breath
fourcorners
Jul. 20th, 2007 09:26 pm (UTC)
Gold star
for yet another waaay sexy picture. My Friday just got better
a_phoenix
Jul. 20th, 2007 09:33 pm (UTC)
Application SUBMITTED!!!!

I hope your CT results are fine. I presume you will let us know.
playgirl
Jul. 20th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
I'm reading it right now! :o)

I hope so, too. Will let you know just as soon as I know.
ctuck
Jul. 20th, 2007 09:34 pm (UTC)
Maybe not my app, but good things to know anyway...
1. I like to cook and have a lot of good dishes I can make.

2. I’m handsom, by some standards, never been married and have no kids.

3. I like to do things right, the first time

4. I'm not very thrifty, actually, I spend money with fever that scares some people. Yet, I can contain myself when I nheed to save.

5. I don’t smoke. I love Margaritas... and Jameson, 151, Melon Balls, Lemon Drops, Flaming Jesus.... I like my drinks, yet don't drink too often.

6. I give great massages.

7. I like going out, enjoy parties, just like being social at times

8. I talk on the phone a lot, but can talk in person just as well.

9. Honest and Loyal

10. Stand up for myself - don't believe in using guns to solve problems, yet I would sign up for NRA too.

11. I work hard, and do good when I put my mind to things. Whatever it be.

12. I like to laugh, and share that with others.

13. I am straight forward and do what I say and say what I mean, as much as I can.

14. I can be a man - and I can be sensative - am always a lover.
playgirl
Jul. 20th, 2007 10:02 pm (UTC)
Re: Maybe not my app, but good things to know anyway...
No wonder you got hooked! :o)
thomask
Jul. 20th, 2007 10:16 pm (UTC)
1. I'm a great cook. (I'm a great eater)

2. I’m as cute as can be, never been married and have no kids. (I've never been married, no kids, and cute on the inside.)

3. I’m pretty much a perfectionist. (I too like to do a job and do a job well but am not such a perfectionist that it drives me crazy if I don't succeed)

4. I’m as thrifty as can be, and can make a dollar stretch a mile long. (I'm forced to be thrifty even though I make a very good salary because I've accumulated too much debt)

5. I don’t smoke. I love Margaritas and will have ONE only to be sociable. (I don't smoke either. I have an occasional cigar like once every 2 years)

6. I give great massages. ( I like massages and give good ones too)

7. I’m not too much into the party scene. (I like a good party but it should be only on occasion to make it the most fun)

8. I HATE talking on the phone. (I rarely talk on the phone and even disconnected my landline here at home some time ago as I never used it)

9. I’m TRUE BLUE. (I have blue eyes)

10. I’m an expert shooter, and will shoot anyone who tries to harm you. (last time i shot a weapon was in college when we could do it for a small fee at the student union using old equipment from the ROTC. I couldn't hit the broad side of the barn. I think it is very much ok to be able to shoot someone who is trying to harm you or someone else)

11. I'm totally independent, and I’m a great money maker. (I too am very independent. I have very good accounting skills so will always have a good money making job)

12. I can make you laugh, and I can make you cry. (I have a great sense of humor and could use a good cry once in awhile)

13. I have multiple personalities, so you’ll never know exactly what you’ll get in the morning, but I promise that you’ll wake in the mornings with a great big smile. (I like a challenge to figure out who I am dealing with)

14. I’m an Angel in the kitchen and a little SEX devil in bed. (I used to cook but got out of the habit since it was cooking for just 1. It's been so long since I've gotten action in bed, we'll have to figure out how I do)
ormembar
Jul. 20th, 2007 10:40 pm (UTC)
Estoy llenando mi aplicación, pero no queria dejar de decirte que luces terriblemente sexy!!!

Espero que todo salga bien.

Un gran beso
dlanor
Jul. 20th, 2007 10:45 pm (UTC)
Not much too offer
I like that little picture.

In my dreams, and then my wife will still not like those thoughts very much.

30 years too late, hmmmmmm
daddy
Jul. 20th, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
How many copies do you want of my pedigree? DO I really have to submit one? You already know so much about me....

daddy
Jul. 20th, 2007 10:52 pm (UTC)
The best part thouigh will be when I lift the veil and finally see your lips and eyes TOGHEHER in the same look...
moon_shine
Jul. 20th, 2007 11:34 pm (UTC)
1.I'm a great cook. Well you know I can cook the best rattlesnake around ;o)

2.You are as cute as can be all right =o) never been married I have no kids and you have my heart :o)

3.Well You look perfect to me :)

4.I am thrifty too! I can make a rubber band stretch ;) lol

5.I do not smoke unless I am setting in a fire :) and I drink lots of tea :)

6.Massages I start at your toes and slowly work my way up to your cute little nose and then I start over again =o)

7.And the only party I need is the one in your Arms

8.I hate talking on the phone me too I like talking face to face.

9.So am I

10.Well you know you just read my last post so you know that only Billy the kid could get me ;o)

11.Hey I just won the Lottery don't you know :o)

12.Well I want to make you Laugh and never make you cry

13.Well I have multiple Journals my self and I think I know most of
your personalities and I think we get along :o))

14.Well I can be a devil in the kitchen and make you feel like an angel in bed =o)

=o) application what application I thought this was a driving test :o) lol
I Hope I Passed!!! ;o))) *Wink Wink*

Love you Sunshine glad your feeling better!:o)))))
brute_force
Jul. 21st, 2007 01:13 am (UTC)
Too bad...
.. I'm so bad at filling out applications. LOL
uglyface2
Jul. 21st, 2007 02:29 am (UTC)
So you're looking for a mail-order groom? That's so very far beneath you, I'd have thought.
bakapooh
Jul. 21st, 2007 04:35 am (UTC)
Bakapooh gives lots of hugs!
I mean what girl could pass on me? :)
tigron_x
Jul. 21st, 2007 04:42 am (UTC)
I won't sumbit and I won't plea for your hand in marriage. I would get on one knee and ask you after asking if your father and brothers were ok with it, and if what was between us was love.

But I will tell you a little bit about me.

-I'm down to earth though my mind wonders
-No Smoke/ No Alcohol -- though I'll have a drink on occasions.
-I tend to do my own thing
-I'm unpredictable
-I'm grumpy in the morning
-I feel at peace with the world
-I'm quiet and reserved.
-I have a great smile and deep eyes
-I'm straight forward whether you like it or not
-I always return the favor
-I'm a perfectionist
-I usually work on a lot of projects at once so I tend to have a big mess in my work areas, but I know where everything is. Tust me. And if someone moves things around I get pissed. Now if I could have an office secretary who could organize things, that would be awesome!
-I toss and turn
-I sleep weird hours
-I'm very protective of others
-I try to cook, but I don't know what I'm doing.
-I tend to be somewhat of a loner because I'm not into the whole let's go indulge ourselves in society
-I like to test my beliefs for holes
-I like my space.
-It takes a lot to piss me off
-I like to turn on music really loud, even when I work

eh... that'll do. You can find the rest out for youself.
weathermanphil
Jul. 21st, 2007 05:31 am (UTC)
i hope the results are positive.
i'll apply!! but where's the application??
all of your qualities are perfect.
inspectorjury
Jul. 21st, 2007 05:38 am (UTC)
Pardon me?
warpedpuppy
Jul. 21st, 2007 06:42 am (UTC)
no fair, I asked you last week! you said YES!
warpedpuppy
Jul. 21st, 2007 06:55 am (UTC)
my one bullet
I have a heart as big as yours.
lilspanker
Jul. 21st, 2007 07:47 am (UTC)
I'd apply, but I'm scared I might get the job.

Bahahhaa. No, really.

I love this picture of you.

*kisses!* Hope your tests go well.
ayoub
Jul. 21st, 2007 11:11 am (UTC)
My resumé for your consideration ;)
1. I’m a great cook.

2. I’m great genetic material, just look at my kids

3. I’m a poet and a musician

4. All of my cooking is thrifty

5. I don’t smoke or drink.

6. I give great massages.

7. I love the home-with-my-love scene

8. I'm considerate

9. I’m faithful

10. I'll kick anybody in the arse to protect you (no guns over here :P)

11. I'm totally independent, I have excellent career prospects

12. I can make you laugh, and I can make you cry (with joy).

13. I have a very healthy appetite for sex.

14. I'll try anything in bed.

:D
garzan
Jul. 21st, 2007 01:43 pm (UTC)
Hope all is well with the CT scan too. I've also been behind on LJ while I've been buying the house, and unpacking.

You know, if I thought for an instant you were even remotely serious I'd be typing out an application in a heartbeat.

However, having read your journal for a while, mi amiga, I know you're quite the kidder.

garzan
Jul. 21st, 2007 01:50 pm (UTC)
By the way, RE: #10, I do have an extra lifetime membership to Frontsight. The extra I have covers handgun, rifle, shotgun, and select fire M16s for life (or the business life of Frontsight.) http://www.frontsight.com And, like you, I'm also a member of the NRA. ;)
see_dog
Jul. 21st, 2007 02:49 pm (UTC)
LMAO Good Lord!
thisismo
Jul. 21st, 2007 05:02 pm (UTC)
Hope all is well with your health.

I have lots and lots of guns!!!! and an NRA membership. (Now I've got your interest)

I must be good marriage material, I've got the bestest wife in the world.
moon_shine
Jul. 22nd, 2007 06:01 am (UTC)
You know you are the sexist woman in the world Sunshine! :o)
Love you my sexy sweet friend :)
You know I maybe one of many, or maybe I am that one of many =o) * Wink Wink*
shadowy_poet
Jul. 22nd, 2007 06:19 pm (UTC)
1. I’m a great cook and I cooked for a living for ten years. The result of that is I know a lot about food, but do not cook very much because of burn out and a tendency to make more than I will ever eat myself.

2. I’m a nice guy, never been married and have no kids.

3. I’m very easy going most of the time, but very passionate about the people, things and issues I care about.

4. I am very frugal and like to get my money's worth. I tend to buy things that will last rather than something a little cheaper that will need to be replaced quickly.

5. I don’t smoke. I occasionally have a drink to be sociable.

6. I give great massages.

7. I’m not into the party or club scene.

8. I dislike talking on the phone.

9. I’m TRUE BLUE.

10. I’m an expert seeker of knowledge and can find the answer to just about any question.

11. I can be mysterious and very self contained. Very few people know me very well, and even very understand me well.

12. I can make you laugh and smile, but will never intentionally make you cry.

13. I promise that you’ll wake in the mornings with a great big smile.

14. You will always know I love you.
kdawg
Jul. 22nd, 2007 08:47 pm (UTC)
I would like to apply for that position mentioned in your post. Btw, how the hell can someone like you be single, are are freaking gorgeous!

Anyway, I don't cook. (unless we are talking about in the bedroom)

I'm cute, never been married and/or engaged. Don't have any children and would love to have you by my side.

Being an Aquarian, I definitely share your perfectionism!

I don't put a lot of value on money, it's the relationships/friendships that mean the most to me.

Don't smoke, never have, never will. Margaritta's are ok and I'd have one with you.

I love massages and would love to massage every inch of your smokin' body.

I'm not a partier, I like going out every once in awhile but not into the party scene.

Don't like talking on the phone all that often.

My color would be RED, because of my passion!

I don't shoot guns but would totally protect you with every ounce of my being.

Money doesn't mean anything to me but one day I'll move up the corporate ladder and make the money I deserve.

I want to talk to you until the wee hours of the morning. We'd laugh, cry and discuss important issues!

You'd be woken up every morning to me making love to you.

I'm definitely a devil in the bedroom, think of all the fun we could have. ;)

Please let me know if I fit what you are looking for.
ubet_cha
Jul. 23rd, 2007 03:35 pm (UTC)
I only know one bachelor who’d I would recommend to people that I like and the two of you live too far apart.

Great attitude and I wish you the best of luck.
see_dog
Jul. 25th, 2007 04:47 am (UTC)
For starters...YOU LIE! You're not TRUE BLUE. You look kind of pink..actually...a pailer pink. And...if you can make a dollar stretch an actual mile then I'll give you the honor of having a litter. And I want EXACT measurements...an EXACT mile.
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