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Easter Bunny Changed to Spring Bunny

Easter Bunny - Spring Bunny

1. Now they’re after the Easter Bunny!

Apparently, some Jewish person living in Walnut Creek, CA. demanded 5 years ago that the name of our Easter Bunny be changed to the Spring Bunny, because he feared the city was for an event that was connected to religion. The city changed the name, and guess what? Now he wants the named changed throughout the country, too!!

We’ve got terrorists who are trying to wipe us out, tornados, hurricanes, world hunger, animal abuse, child rapes and murders, serial killers, illegal aliens, drug smugglers, unemployment, our soldiers being slaughter by the day in Iraq, and this jerk is worried about the Easter Bunny!

This person has too much time on his hands, and should find some other outlet to rid his personal frustrations. What these NUTS need to do is join the Armed Forces and go fight the enemy in Iraq.

P-L-E-A-S-E! Leave my Easter Bunny, my Christmas Wishes in stores, my penguins, my Nativity, my Christmas Tree, my IN GOD WE TRUST, my And Tango Makes Three little penguins, my Porky Pig, my Sponge Bob’s square pants, and my purple Twinky Winky Teletubby alone, damn it!!

2. My brother had to go to Kuwait first for some more training, before going to Iraq. He says they were in training, shooting up a storm, when these camels decided to pass by. They all stopped shooting until the camels passed! He was all excited because he got to see his camels.

He says he was really scared the first few days in Iraq, but after a while, he wasn’t afraid anymore.

3. Anna Nicole’s disgusting mother wants Anna body exhumed and buried in Texas. Anna’s EX-husband, who works as a construction worker, now wants his son Daniel’s body exhumed and buried in Texas!

Question: Both these people don’t have a penny to piss on. Soooo! If they were to succeed, who’s going to pay the astronomical bill?



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ninjaguydan
Mar. 4th, 2007 09:57 pm (UTC)
Why not add a Passover Gerbil?
The Easter Bunny--Wasn't he the one who rescued Jesus off the cross by shooting chocalate eggs at the Romans?

about as real as Christianity.
-)
playgirl
Mar. 5th, 2007 03:36 am (UTC)
Yikes! That was me!
All I know is, that the Easter Bunny brought me joy as a child, and he's still brings me joy, and I for one, will forever call him the Easter Bunny! :o)

I wonder which other adorable little childhood character will be under attack next.

ninjaguydan
Mar. 5th, 2007 05:58 am (UTC)
Re: Yikes! That was me!
with all the evil and corruption in the world, I find it amusing some pissant would actually waste time on trying to stop a kiddie idol like the easter bunny...someone needs to find a new cause.

I hear there's a war going on somewhere,
-)
nebris
Mar. 4th, 2007 10:38 pm (UTC)
Well, the lil fella has become the Pagan Totem animal for Spring after all. lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_bunny

~M~
playgirl
Mar. 5th, 2007 04:20 am (UTC)
OMG! I remember when I would grab the biggest and most beautiful carrot for the Easter Bunny, in hope of lots of chocolate goodies!

Thanks for the link! Now I'm really an Easter Bunny expert! :o)
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playgirl
Mar. 5th, 2007 04:17 am (UTC)
1. I feel so sorry for the little children, because they are being limited by the day, of all the wonderful fairy tale stuff we grew up with.

The poor little things can't even go out Trick or Treating anymore because of child predators, and now the Easter Bunny is in danger of being taken away from them! I DO NOT like the name Spring Bunny!!

2. He, as well as his team, was so happy and excited to see the camels just strolling along, right in front of them! Thank God for email access!

3. You sure were right! Never did you imagine there would be oodles of rats, and cockroaches coming out of the wood work, huh?! Even that disgusting man of poor Gabor tried to get his grubby little finger on Anna's money! I'm positive that Anna never had anything to do with him, but then, she isn't around to defend herself!

I, along with millions upon millions, will forever be obsessed with Anna Nicole. Every time I hear her name on the news, my ears perk up higher than the Easter Bunny's!! :o)
uglyface2
Mar. 5th, 2007 01:26 am (UTC)
First, the Easter Bunny. As Nebris alluded to, he's got more in common with Pagan beliefs than with Christianity. In either case, the bastard trying to stir things up had better not come after my Cadbury Cream Eggs.

Next, your brother. I well and truly hope he stays well. As others have said, keep writing him, he'll need it.

Finally, Anna and son. I can't imagine either request being honored. They're dead, they're buried, and neither one of the plaintiffs can afford to do what they're demanding. Smart money goes on their petitions being denied. Were I in charge of the proceedings, I'd also have them cited for contempt at some point. Waste the court's time, the court lays waste to your pocketbook. Easy solutions for stupid problems.
playgirl
Mar. 5th, 2007 04:04 am (UTC)
Here comes Peter Cottontail
And the bastards better not mess with:

Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hopping' down the bunny trail,
Hippity, hoppity,
Easter's on its way.

Bringing' every girl and boy Baskets full of Easter joy,
Things to make your Easter bright and gay.
He's got jellybeans for Tommy,
Colored eggs for sister Sue,
There's an orchid for your Mommy
And an Easter bonnet, too.

Oh! here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hopping' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Happy Easter day.

Here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hopping' down the bunny trail,
Look at him stop, and listen to him say:
"Try to do the things you should."
Maybe if you're extra good,
He'll roll lots of Easter eggs your way.

You'll wake up on Easter morning
And you'll know that he was there
When you find those chocolate bunnies
That he's hiding everywhere.

Oh! here comes Peter Cottontail,
Hopping' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Happy Easter day.

Thank you for your well wishes for my brother. Thank God they sometimes have access to email!

I can't imagine it either, but who knows. That money hungry woman keeps stirring up trouble. She even made a stink at the funeral, demanding Anna be buried in Texas. I hope she disappears forever in that rat hole in Texas she lives in!
hajiomatic
Mar. 5th, 2007 05:24 am (UTC)
The Taliban killed the Easter Bunny here. Tore off his chocolately ears and taped C4 to him.

ANC is gone (God rest her soul) but we still have Brittany Spears to carry on....
playgirl
Mar. 5th, 2007 05:43 pm (UTC)
Aha! So it was the Taliban who was responsible for the Easter Bunny missing one of his ears, huh!?

Oh yes, the media is lickin' its choppers for Britney Speares! The better leave her alone, because she's another famous person I love dearly!!

Where the heckus have you been?? Whenever I don't hear from you, I start worrying like crazy!!
jasonecaesar
Mar. 5th, 2007 06:59 am (UTC)
The Easter Bunny?
If I were after to get its name changed, it would be because it was two different religious/spiritual items that got melded into one. Not that I really care overly much. XD
playgirl
Mar. 5th, 2007 05:39 pm (UTC)
Re: The Easter Bunny?
I will defend the Easter Bunny to my dying day! :o)

jasonecaesar
Mar. 5th, 2007 05:49 pm (UTC)
Re: The Easter Bunny?
Well, you do look to be armed and ready to bear. XD
fourcorners
Mar. 5th, 2007 09:14 am (UTC)
I'm intolerant of intolerant buttholes who can't put aside their own pettiness, and insist on butting into everybody else's business
playgirl
Mar. 5th, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC)
Nothing upsets me more, either! These busy bodies who have nothing better to do, but to cause problems over the most minute stuff, have got to either stay in bed 24 hours a day, or go get a life!
davev1968
Mar. 5th, 2007 05:19 pm (UTC)
Penguins?
playgirl
Mar. 5th, 2007 05:34 pm (UTC)
And Tango Makes Three
moon_shine
Mar. 5th, 2007 06:28 pm (UTC)
1.Ya Savanah I think he needs a life! what is wrong with this guy and people like him?
It just makes me sick.

2. Hey did you see my camel stew recipe? :o) I am glad your brother is doing Ok to bad he did not get to ride the camels there some thing to ride :o)

3. And you know who I think would pay for all of this is some media company that would get some kind of a exclusive on there story some thing like OJ's Book that never happened
playgirl
Mar. 8th, 2007 12:50 pm (UTC)
I must send that camel soup recipe to my brother, because camels are in abundance where he's at! :o)
moon_shine
Mar. 9th, 2007 05:36 am (UTC)
Hey Sunshine I think You should do that, maybe it might give him a laugh or two. and I know he could use one over there :o) ((HUGS))
a_phoenix
Mar. 5th, 2007 07:32 pm (UTC)
#1 - I fully agree!!!
#2 - I am glad things are going well for your brother.
#3 - Some people do ANYthing for money!!!

*hugs*
olafthunderfoot
Mar. 7th, 2007 06:04 am (UTC)
your icon rocks!
a_phoenix
Mar. 7th, 2007 02:51 pm (UTC)
Thank you very much.
olafthunderfoot
Mar. 8th, 2007 02:36 am (UTC)
you're most welcome
nishar
Mar. 11th, 2007 10:49 pm (UTC)
I am bettinjg that alleged jew was really an athiest. I have run into a lot of athiest who were jewish. And almost every one of them are rabbidly anti-christian. This is a case of people of faith, athiest, going after other people of faith, christians. Athiest tend to be some of the biggest bigots I have ever talked too. And considering I grew up with some Klan boys as my neighbors and runnin buddies... that is saying something!
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