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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PLAYGIRL
JULY 28, 2006



1. Not bad, huh?!
Exxon Mobil makes over $10 billion

I HONESTLY believe we should ALL start reverting back to this:


2. I visited a LJ Community which I do NOT belong to, and saw a most disgusting thing. I always thought I had seen it all on the web. Today, I found I was WRONG! I will NOT place the link here. NO WAY!

3. Well, this weekend is the day I go out on a date with a 6'6" German soldier, who I met while eating out with my friends last week.

The affair is very formal, and I bought (BRAND NEW) a very pretty long dress, and some VERY HIGH heels 'cause I really look like a midget next to this guy! Hmmm...I wonder if I could beat him up...

Of course, you already know that I'll permit him in my life for MAYBE a month, and then he will HAVE to go away forever! Don't ask me why, you already know!

I'll try to share pics next week.

4. Will somebody P-L-E-A-S-E explain this to me, before I have a heart attack!!

How Is This Possible??

5. I finally FOUND the kittens the cat had at the begining of this month! There's two of them, so now I have 13 stray cats! I'm so happy - I THINK! BUT I NEVER found my Porky. I'm so sad!


6. I saw a guy in the street with his fly wide open. I walked up to him and told him his fly was open. He looked down and quickly zipped it. He then just walked away from me without saying thank you! How RUDE!!!

7. August is just around the corner, and I'll be having to make a post about PROSTRATE CANCER, AGAIN. It is MUST READ for all my LJ friends, because I LOVE you!


PLAYGIRL'S INQUISITIVE WORLD
Did You Know?:

Before the Civil War, Robert E. Lee served as
superintendent of West Point, where he dismissed
a young cadet who had no future in the Army, but
who did become one of America's greatest artists.
He was James McNeill Whistler.
Source:
Robert E. Lee: A Biography by Emory M. Thomas


PLAYGIRL'S WHISTLER AND LEE QUOTES:
"What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy
families and friends, and mar the purest joys and
happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill
our hearts with hatred instead of love for our
neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this
beautiful world."
- Robert E. Lee

"As music is the poetry of sound, so is painting the
poetry of sight and the subject-matter has nothing
to do with harmony of sound or of color."
- James McNeill Whistler



Join The NRA
"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."





DANCING QUEEN

Comments

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playgirl
Jul. 29th, 2006 02:08 am (UTC)
You would have no problem with me, because I'm already totally insane! haaaaaaa
morwok
Jul. 28th, 2006 10:37 pm (UTC)
Now that's carpooling!

How have you been? Missed me much?
playgirl
Jul. 29th, 2006 02:10 am (UTC)
It sure is carpooling! No wonder they've got all the oil! :o)

I've been fine, and hell yes, I've MISSED you!!
photosexual
Jul. 28th, 2006 10:55 pm (UTC)
Don't give up on the Porky hope! He may still be out there lookin' for you to look for him. :(

Keep an eye on local resources - who knows if a quick ad "found hedgehog" will show up in your neighborhood. I'm crossing my fingers and thingies that he'll be back.
playgirl
Jul. 29th, 2006 02:13 am (UTC)
I've just about given up. He's been gone too long. I've even put a little bowl of cat food in the back, but my cats end up eating it!

Thank you for keeping your fingers crossed. Maybe he will come back someday.
photosexual
Jul. 29th, 2006 07:50 am (UTC)
Keep an extra eyeball out for him. He may be out rooting around and show up at home when you least expect it.

Lately I've been pondering a hedgehog after I move - assuming where ever I go to next will allow pets.
p0stmdrnpr1mt1v
Jul. 28th, 2006 11:43 pm (UTC)
if it wasnt for her walking naturally beforehand, and the lower half standing up and wiggling the toes, I'd say the woman pulled apart was born without legs and they were prosthetic. heh, I really dont know, but it's a fun clip! thanks!
]:)

oh, and fly-guy might have been really embarassed and was too flustered to think about stuff like saying thanks hahahaha
playgirl
Jul. 29th, 2006 02:19 am (UTC)
And remember, that the girl is holding her bare legs, and the way the woman's other half crawls all over the place. So strange!!

As for the guy, I suppose he was embarrassed, but he could have at least muttered thank you under his breath as he walked a way. Maybe I just should have keep my mouth shut and minded my own business.
nahele_101
Jul. 29th, 2006 01:07 am (UTC)
frequent masturbation/ejaculation is good for the prostate gland.

but you probably already know that.

sorry, this comment wasn't meant to be creepy.

playgirl
Jul. 29th, 2006 02:24 am (UTC)
No, it's not creepy at all. I make a post about Prostrate Cancer in February and in August.

You'll see why, when I post it.
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playgirl
Jul. 29th, 2006 02:26 am (UTC)
Yes, and as I mentioned to that LJ friend, her legs are bare, and you can see they are flesh and blood, while the girl is holding her by the ankles.

That video totally blew my mind, and I still cannot figure out how it was done!
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davev1968
Jul. 29th, 2006 02:40 am (UTC)
I half-girl, one dwarf. I am pretty sure it is staged.
inspectorjury
Jul. 29th, 2006 01:44 am (UTC)
So you want to ride around in a Mercedes with a few of your friends? Those trucks... LOok at the grill emblems. LOL
playgirl
Jul. 29th, 2006 02:31 am (UTC)
Well, the more the merrier, and we sure would be saving a bundle of bucks!

The grill emblems? What about them? Don't tell me you can read whats on them!!

Did you see the video? Tell me, how was it done??!!
inspectorjury
Jul. 29th, 2006 03:01 am (UTC)
I have no idea. But those are Mercedes emblems on those trucks.
playgirl
Aug. 3rd, 2006 12:32 am (UTC)
I thought you were talking about the little yellow rectangle plates on the trucks bumpers. I thought to myself, gee, Inspectorjury sure does have good eye sight, 'cause all I see is a blur! For real! :o(
hajiomatic
Jul. 29th, 2006 02:32 am (UTC)
Jingle Truck photo....
Ummm...I think I recognize some of those people....
playgirl
Jul. 29th, 2006 02:38 am (UTC)
Re: Jingle Truck photo....
Don't you DARE tell anybody which one of them is me!!
hajiomatic
Jul. 29th, 2006 12:31 pm (UTC)
Re: Jingle Truck photo....
Are you the one on the top or the bottom???
playgirl
Aug. 3rd, 2006 12:33 am (UTC)
Re: Jingle Truck photo....
See the blue bag in between the two trucks? Well, I'm the one dangling for dear life from one of them! HELP ME!
davev1968
Jul. 29th, 2006 02:38 am (UTC)
The girl pulled apart thing is staged and is filmed out of order. I am betting that there are 2 women. A "half-girl" and a little person. The magician used a simple ruse to get make it look like he was choosing people at random, but if you watch you will see he determines the first girl is too short before she even puts her arms up.

Also, you will see at the end that the bottom half is lying down, then standing up, then lying down again.

Also, I recently saw a show on a man born with a birth defect and he moved very much like the top-half.

Good illusion, but relies on shock value to sell.
playgirl
Aug. 3rd, 2006 04:03 am (UTC)
Thanks for the explanation. I keep watching the video and every time, I'm just as much in shock as I was the first time I saw it.
asifallforever
Jul. 29th, 2006 02:58 am (UTC)
The key to the illusion is the bg flowing skirt the woman was wearing. I agree with the person that the top half of the woman was one of those people born without a lower half. The bottom portion of the body i suspect was either a very convincing prothstetic or a contortionist hence the big skirt.
playgirl
Aug. 3rd, 2006 01:59 am (UTC)
I just wasn't expecting to see that. It literally blew my mind away. Yes, it had to be as you stated.
lordremo
Jul. 29th, 2006 09:29 am (UTC)
That trick required 3 participants.

1. The "top portion" lady was born without form below the lower torso.

2. The "bottom portion" is a male contortionist strong enough to support the woman on top and feet large enough to simulate the proportions to complete the effect. He can curl under the skirt and stand up as the bottom half.

3. the girl holding the legs. Notice that she held but didn't pull back like the victim/other participant. If she had the other end would have fell off the bench, exposing the guy inside the skirt.
playgirl
Aug. 3rd, 2006 02:30 am (UTC)
Thank you for explaining it to me. You have to be right.

What I don't understand is why a woman would expose herself as a joke. How sad.

Had someone taken a pic of my face when I first saw the video, I know it could have won lots of money!
lilspanker
Jul. 29th, 2006 09:45 am (UTC)
I like your sideways icon.

I've heard/read in your LJ that men have to go away from you after a month or so, but why is that again?
playgirl
Aug. 3rd, 2006 02:02 am (UTC)
Thank you, I'm glad you like it.

They have to go away because I'm not ready for any time of commitment. I could never hurt a guy intentionally and am totally up front with them.
uglyface2
Jul. 29th, 2006 01:32 pm (UTC)
OK, no linkies for number 2, but could you at least give us the gist of it?

Was it either goatse.x or Tubgirl? Or was it something different that I'm now sincerely curious about?
playgirl
Aug. 3rd, 2006 04:22 am (UTC)
No it wasn't.

It was something really and truly ugly. Many drawings of horrible sexual mutilation and perversion with a certain part of the body. I had never seen anything so gross in my life. Very disturbing.
aka4jgarcia
Jul. 29th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC)
Missing in action
I have been very busy with work and home summer jobs. I wanted to respond to your collection of ideas, and say that we are mostly in agreement, but some of the content on the web is very, very strange.

Thanks again for your constant sense of humor. Your crazed Hippie.
playgirl
Aug. 3rd, 2006 02:34 am (UTC)
Re: Missing in action
I hope you don't over do with work!

I'm sure we are in agreement with a lot of things. The content on my web site or my journal? I am a pretty strange girl! haaaa

Your welcome, and I'm glad I give you some giggles every now and then!
Love you Sweet Stuff!
anthonyweb
Jul. 29th, 2006 05:10 pm (UTC)
Number six rude yes, intentionally rude probably not, he was probably just embarrassed.
playgirl
Aug. 3rd, 2006 02:04 am (UTC)
I guess you're right, but he shouldn't have been embarressed at all.
dlanor
Jul. 30th, 2006 01:40 am (UTC)
I watched that twice and it blows me away also. Girl pulled apart. I have seen several other of his video's, the guy is amazing. Why is he doing that on the street.
playgirl
Aug. 3rd, 2006 04:09 am (UTC)
bizarre
It is bizarre, huh?

I just can't imagine why the girl would expose herself in that way at all. I don't think she's in need for money. I'm sure she qualifies for 100% disability. I feel sorry for her!
see_dog
Jul. 31st, 2006 05:50 am (UTC)
August is a good month. It's a certain pooches b-day.
playgirl
Aug. 3rd, 2006 04:05 am (UTC)
Soooo, it's going to be my little pooches birthday soon! YAY!
see_dog
Aug. 4th, 2006 03:59 am (UTC)
It's on the 14th to be exact...I'll be the BIG 25!!!
a_phoenix
Jul. 31st, 2006 06:01 pm (UTC)
1. We may very well.
2. What was the subject of this community?
3. I am very sure you will be very beautiful in this outfit. Pics?? And I wish, with the right person,......
5. Sorry you haven't found Porky.
6. He was probably very embarrassed. I know I am when mine is open.
7. My check up is in September.

*hugs*
playgirl
Aug. 3rd, 2006 03:39 am (UTC)
1. I wouldn't mind traveling that way. I think!
2. It was a community by the name of wtf. Somebody put some horrible drawings. Totally horrible!
3. Pics already posted. The person was very nice, but not the right person.
5. Thank you. Porky is gone forever I'm afraid.
6. Do you think it would have been better if I hadn't told him?
7. I am so glad!!
Hugs and love!
a_phoenix
Aug. 5th, 2006 02:50 am (UTC)
1. We all might. It will be different.
3. Great pics!! You are a very beautiful gal!!
6. No, not at all. I know I appreciate it when someone tells me. But it is still embarrassing.

*hugs and kisses*
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