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The World According To Playgirl - 7-11-2006


The World TODAY According To Playgirl
7-11-2006


1. Hmmm...I was wondering if pee stinks after you've eaten asparagus. I found the answer here:
Does Your Pee Stink When You Eat Asparagus?

2. I'm fascinated by slugs and raccoons, and have been wondering if slugs and raccoons like booze. I found the answer!
Slugs Are Attracted To Beer
Raccoons Break Into Homes and Get Drunk

3. LOBSTER, LOBSTER, MY KINGDOM FOR LOBSTER!! I love lobster! I love lobster more than anything on this earth! I only eat lobster when invited out to dinner by guys with lots O money, which is once in a blue moon! Why Lord, was I not born one of the Pilgrims that landed on Plymouth Rock, when lobsters were considered Food For the Poor Of Unrefined LOW-CLASS as myself? Why Lord?!!!



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a_phoenix
Jul. 11th, 2006 06:52 pm (UTC)
1-uh, well, I really don't know.
2-I knew slugs do. And try putting a little salt on them.
3-I know exactly what you mean!! And clams, mussels, and scallops too!!
playgirl
Jul. 11th, 2006 11:49 pm (UTC)
1. Well, just don't ever eat asparagus. Trust me! haaaa
3. And shrimp, AND oh my God! Octopus!
a_phoenix
Jul. 12th, 2006 11:44 am (UTC)
I have been accused of being one a few times, but never eaten any.
aamusedinatx
Jul. 11th, 2006 07:20 pm (UTC)
Raccoons!
Saturday morning at 5am an ungodly racket kicked up outside of the Enigma's window. He staggered about in the back garden with a torch and discovered a raccoon was stuck in between the wood slats of his fence and the neighbor's fence. The raccoon's mate was very distressed and trying to pull her mate through the fence and the racket was mostly them shouting at each other either in encouragement as in "Don't worry honey I'll help you" or "You dumb-ass I told you that you wouldn't fit, but do you listen to me?? NO!"

Enigma went into his shed and found his heavy electrical gloves. He was careful to go around into the neighbor's yard (the none TEETH end of the stuck Raccoon) to try and help. The mate clambered up over the fence and stood there hissing and growling at him. When it became apparent that he was trying to help, she actually came and helped push lard-butt while he held the slats of the fence apart. With teamwork and a lot of noise, the poor raccoon was soon free. The two raccoons waddled off, chittering and growling loudly to each other.

I'm going to get him a certificate of merit as a raccoon rescuer.
ormembar
Jul. 11th, 2006 09:03 pm (UTC)
Re: Raccoons!
Bravo! I know that some times the raccoons are annoying, but also they are amused
playgirl
Jul. 12th, 2006 12:49 am (UTC)
Re: Raccoons!
That was so cute, and yes, a certificate of merit is a must!

I've had raccoons on my mind lately, and have been trying to find whatever I can on them. I found this most interesting and informative web site, which says that "the name "raccoon" come from the Indian word "arakum" which means "he scratches with his hands." How strange that we've known of their existence since childhood, but most of us really don't know much about these cute little rascals.
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playgirl
Jul. 11th, 2006 11:51 pm (UTC)
It is cute, huh? Kind of snaps me out of a bad mood!
ormembar
Jul. 11th, 2006 09:05 pm (UTC)
1.-uff tengo que decir que pertenezco a los nonpercievers.
2.- Supongo que son divertidos pero molestos.
3.- Hubo un dia que fueron abundantes pero hoy en dia aparte son carisimas, es la razón por las que amo ir a las playas no-turisticas donde aun se pueden comprar a precios economicos. Ya se me antojo!
playgirl
Jul. 12th, 2006 12:06 am (UTC)
¡Aye qué delicia, qué cosa tan rica es la langosta! Si pudiera, los comira durante los siete días de la semana, disfrutándolos como loca! ¡Aye mama, yo quiero langosta!

¿¡Qué lindo fuera vivir cerca de alguna playa, verdad?!
ormembar
Jul. 12th, 2006 12:09 am (UTC)
Si en verdad suerte seria vivir a la orilla del mar, escuchando el suave canto del mar y en la mesa una langosta preparada....
macdawgversion2
Jul. 11th, 2006 09:44 pm (UTC)
Lobster is one reason I love living in New England... because it's plentiful here. In fact, I'll be buying my old man (and the family) a bunch of 'em for his 65th B-day in a couple of weekends.

Raccoons are so cool...
playgirl
Jul. 12th, 2006 02:11 am (UTC)
You are sooooo lucky, and so is your dad for having a son like you!

Lobster around here is outrageously high, and get to eat some on very rare and special occasions!

Yes, I've just found out today just how cool raccoons are! :o)
hajiomatic
Jul. 12th, 2006 03:04 am (UTC)
Every Friday Night
We have steak and lobster EVERY Friday night over here.
I have had lobster tails for the last 60 weeks.
Am I sick of it?? HEY NO!!!
It helps me mark the time.
You may want to consider re-locating.
I'm just saying is all.....
playgirl
Jul. 13th, 2006 12:46 am (UTC)
Re: Every Friday Night
You are soooo lucky to be able to eat lobster once a week! The day you get sick of eating lobster tails, is the day I'll have to send you a shrink!
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