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daddy
Jul. 4th, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
I just spent the last two hours reading your pages. I still have a lot to go. Excellent job I especially liked the pages on the Flag and your Missing Hero. Have you seen my page for my Missing Hero? if not I will be glad to send it your way.
playgirl
Jul. 5th, 2006 10:22 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I'd LOVE the link to your Missing Hero!

I hope you had a very nice 4th of July! I did,
and will be posting soon some WWWII pics I took
yesterday. You're gonna love them!
Love you Sweety Pie!
daddy
Jul. 6th, 2006 01:02 am (UTC)
http://www.logicsouth.com/~crash/JHGarner.html

That is the page I made for John Henry, there is also the link to the rest of my home page if you are interested.

Our 4th was wonderful lots of fireworks, good food and fun!
playgirl
Jul. 7th, 2006 11:50 pm (UTC)
I just finished looking at your homepage and loved it! I've linked you to my 4th of July page.

You sure were a beautiful baby, Baby! :o)
inspectorjury
Jul. 4th, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
That's it? I mean you got nothin' to say? I wait all day for you to post so I can smile, and laugh, or think, and today when I have the whole day off I get nothing? Just like a woman. Bwahahahahahahahaha Have a Happy Fourth!
playgirl
Jul. 5th, 2006 10:35 pm (UTC)
Well let me tell you. I woke up yesterday morning, thinking how inspectorjury would be spending his 4th of July, and I went to bed thinking if inspectorjury hadn't over done it with the bubbly like I had!

I don't have to hear from inspectorjury to get a smile on my face. All I have to do to get those smiles is just think about inspectorjury!

Pinches your cheeks, er... that is, the ones on your face! heh heh
hajiomatic
Jul. 5th, 2006 05:01 am (UTC)
Hmmmmm
WHO is this sexy wench?? I must investigate further......
playgirl
Jul. 5th, 2006 10:24 pm (UTC)
Re: Hmmmmm
Here I am! ;o)
uglyface2
Jul. 5th, 2006 08:29 pm (UTC)
A FUNNY EMAIL :) LOL
Well, yeah. I never thought I'd post an email, but I thought you might get a kick out of this (if you haven't seen it yet, it's old).

**Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:

"Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, So I accepted."

Here are the scorecards from the event:

Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili

Judge # 1 A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

Judge # 2 Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild

Judge # 3 (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

Chili # 2 Arthur's Afterburner Chili

Judge # 1 - Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

Chili # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili

Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.

Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers

Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer.

Chili # 4 Bubba's Black Magic

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.

Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. bitch is starting to look HOT -- just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac?

Chili # 5 Linda's Legal Lip Remover

Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off.

It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.

Screw those rednecks.

Chili # 6 Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety

Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.

Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.

Judge #3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.
uglyface2
Jul. 5th, 2006 08:30 pm (UTC)
Re: A FUNNY EMAIL :) LOL
CONTINUED

Chili # 7 Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili

Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.

Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava like shit to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me.

I've decided to stop breathing, its too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

Chili #8

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili.
playgirl
Jul. 5th, 2006 10:31 pm (UTC)
Re: A FUNNY EMAIL :) LOL
OMG! That was just too funny! Thanks!

Goes to prove, only us Texans can handle HOT!
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