?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

PLAYGIRL'S NUDE PICTURE CONTEST WINNER


PLAYGIRL'S NUDE PICTURE
CONTEST WINNER


Here you will find all those DARLING'S WHO PARTICIPATED, and my three questions in YESTERDAY'S POST. I promised whoever answered them all correctly, would receive a naked picture of me. Playgirl ALWAYS keeps her promise!

There was ONLY ONE winner!

These are the answers to Playgirl's three questions, and this is the TRUTH!

1. True.
I have never in my life eaten any type of fowl, because I honestly believe I was a bird in my other life. I have no idea what kind of bird I was, but I know I was a bird. If I had been one of the people in the Uruguayan charted plane that crashed in the Andes Mountains, I would have SURVIVED, because I could have easily eaten the flesh from the human dead. Had I been the only one in that plane, with a bunch of my FEATHERED FRIENDS, I would have STARVED to death, because there's no way I would have resorted to cannibalism!

I have made many chicken recipes, and I make the best Thanksgiving turkey in the world, without my fingers ever touching MY FEATHERED FRIENDS, because it is impossible for me to do so. How have I managed to accomplish this? I have other people handle the fowl, as I give explicit cooking instructions. I make ALL the rest of the fixin's myself!

I make the best Chicken Mole in the world, which I handle with tongs. I pour the chicken juice through a colander to make sure that NOT one speck of the chicken passes through. I only eat a little of the chicken mole sauce with artificial sugar. In fact, I made some Chicken Mole with sesame seeds for my Grandpa this past week-end. I ate some of the Spanish Rice with a little of the Mole sauce drizzled over it. YUMMY!

Playgirl's Chicken Mole With Sesame Seeds:


Have I ever eaten chicken by mistake? Yes, at a party. I knew immediately that I had just taken a bite out of a fellow sibling. What happened? I lost control of my bladder, I started gasping for air, I started crying, I then started screaming, I then ran outside, I then vomited, I then almost passed out!

All of my friends and family know this fact about me, and do everything in their power to make sure I never eat anything that contains poultry, because they have seen my reaction, and it has terrified them, not to mention the mess they end up having to clean up.

I find it strange that my pillows and quilt HAVE to be filled with down, and I love to dress up with colorful feathers!

2. True.
Since I can remember, I've had for Thanksgiving, a pork chop with a slice of pineapple and a cherry.

3. False.
I love eggs, and a day never passes that I don't eat one. I love scrambled eggs, over easy eggs, deviled eggs, Huevos Rancheros, egg and mayo sandwiches, omelets, and any dish which contains eggs.


[info]flannel, here is your prize from Playgirl in the RAW!heh heh

Tell me kids, do I look SEXY in the NUDE? :o)



I FOUND THIS FUNNY PIC WHILE SURFING THE INTERNET!


PLAYGIRL
AT THE CARNAVAL

Comments

( 31 comments — Leave a comment )
ctuck
Jul. 3rd, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)
Imissed the questions. Something of a busy day. Interesting to know that stuff thou. Such a sleepy day.

There was some sort of naked thing like that here in my area (well often in my area) a while back.
playgirl
Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:32 pm (UTC)
So you've had Nude Boycotts in your area? Wow! I have never seen one! Darn it!
(no subject) - ctuck - Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:45 pm (UTC) - Expand
iamjustjules
Jul. 3rd, 2006 10:58 pm (UTC)
my question: do you ask whether soups are made with chicken stock/ beef stock/ vegetable stock? cos lots of restaurants use chicken or beef stock. you could be sucking down the marrow of your brothers-in-arms... creepy
playgirl
Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:25 pm (UTC)
It's strange that I don't have a problem at all drinking the chicken stock. It's the flesh I can't eat!

I'm very careful. For example, at the other day I attended a wedding anniversary, they served chicken enchiladas. When I got my plate, I scraped off every bit of chicken, and ate the tortilla with the chili and cheese sauce.
uglyface2
Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:11 pm (UTC)
And you still can't see your face in that picture.
playgirl
Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:30 pm (UTC)
How I'd love to see a Nude Boycott in the flesh! I would take pics galore! :o)

flannel
Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:17 pm (UTC)
Yep, gonna take this one home for some private time. : )

playgirl
Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:41 pm (UTC)
You won it, fair and square! Just be sure to take a magnifying glass, also! ;o)
scottj32
Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:22 pm (UTC)
One of the reasons I did not participate. Heh.
playgirl
Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:26 pm (UTC)
Why didn't you participate? :o(
ormembar
Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:27 pm (UTC)
Siempre pense que eras vegetariana.... =)

Nice picture! ;)
playgirl
Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:39 pm (UTC)
Nunca e comido la gallina o pavo, pero cuando veo un pedazo de carne T-bone Steak, me lo como como una loba! jaaaa
(no subject) - ormembar - Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:41 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - playgirl - Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - ormembar - Jul. 4th, 2006 12:02 am (UTC) - Expand
asifallforever
Jul. 3rd, 2006 11:40 pm (UTC)
Wait a minute now according to how your answers are posted i won as well. You may have gotton sick and eaten the chicken by accident but that still counts. For it to come back up it had to go down. the question err statement is that you "never" ate chicken. if you really really really want to get technical. By virtue of the fact that you eat eggs then that is true by default. An egg is just an unborn chicken. I also guessed that you eat pork chops on thanks giving. Ok i meant to say false but i also figured that you eat eggs
(Deleted comment)
playgirl
Jul. 5th, 2006 10:59 pm (UTC)
No problem. God only knows where that pic is from. Wish I knew where they do things like that so I could go and take oodles of pics for the web! :o)
inspectorjury
Jul. 4th, 2006 12:41 am (UTC)
I protest. If Number 3 is true then so is number 1 as an egg is just a chicken dinner in a shell. Also I just knew you would weasel out of the naked picture part. Now we both know that the picture is the letter of what you said but not the spirit. However everyone who knows you knows the chances of seeing a naked picture of playgirl as she is today close enough to make out details just isn't going to happen. I thought it might be a naked picture of you when you were like a new born. You know the standard baby bare butt picture. Anyway I'm proud of you "Chickeneater". LOL
uglyface2
Jul. 4th, 2006 02:16 am (UTC)
After some thought, it has occurred to me that you might have been a hawk or a falcon. In that case, it's perfectly acceptable -- nay, it's mandatory that you eat birds in order to keep up with your predatory heritage.
playgirl
Jul. 5th, 2006 11:01 pm (UTC)
Nah! I'd rather eat human flesh, 'cause I'm not human! :o(
(Anonymous)
Jul. 4th, 2006 02:56 am (UTC)
Uhm, ya.
playgirl
Jul. 5th, 2006 10:57 pm (UTC)
uhm, yeah.
i_love_tazzus
Jul. 4th, 2006 05:39 am (UTC)
Hahaha...
lordremo
Jul. 4th, 2006 08:16 am (UTC)
Awwwww... after photo enhancement techniques, you still have your back and face turned away! No fair! The whole crowd got to see you, but we don't!
playgirl
Jul. 5th, 2006 10:56 pm (UTC)
I'm such a bitch! I found that pic somewhere on the internet! If I were to ever see that in real life, I'd go nuts taking pictures with my digital camera! Totally nuts! haaaaaa
Love you Sweety Pie!
duoraven
Jul. 4th, 2006 08:09 pm (UTC)
D'oh!
I was out of town and missed the contest! Ah well, probably for the best, I have after all only one heart to lose...
playgirl
Jul. 5th, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)
Re: D'oh!
I'm sure I'll have another silly contest in the future!
Hugs Sweety Pie!
poetpaladin
Jul. 5th, 2006 05:01 am (UTC)
Wow, you are just... unique.
poetpaladin
Jul. 5th, 2006 05:01 am (UTC)
I love you for your uniqueness.
(no subject) - playgirl - Jul. 5th, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC) - Expand
( 31 comments — Leave a comment )

Latest Month

May 2015
S M T W T F S
     12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31      

Tags

Powered by LiveJournal.com