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Let's Talk About Masturbation



Let's Talk About Masturbation! Heh heh




I masturbate!
So shoot me!


We're all adults here, so let’s not kid around the bush!

I masturbate. Why do I masturbate? I masturbate because I am single and am not someone’s significant other, nor will I be for a very long time, if ever. I have come to realize that I am very hot natured, and it isn't very wise to go screw every Tom, Dick or Harry. Masturbation is the safest sex as can be, because you avoid sexually transmitted diseases, and you don't risk the chance of bringing unwanted babies into this world.

I'm a late bloomer. I accidentally discovered masturbation one day, while I was taking a shower. The water somehow sprinkled to that special place on my body, and my eyes popped wide open and went cross-ed with delight!

Do I fantasize about someone while I'm masturbating? I sure do! Orgies are a NO, NO in my fantasies! I have a big selection of guys to fantasize with while I'm masturbating, and I don't even have to dress up for the occasion! The only thing I wear is a little dab of White Shoulders perfume. YAY!

I always masturbate with one of my My TEN Secret Live Journal Crushes, which range from 20 to 65 year olds. YES, I've added TWO sexy babes to my very own personal harem of hotties! Heh heh

Playgirl's Masturbation Questions:

1. How you ever masturbated?
2. Do you masturbate often?
3. How old were you when you became aware of masturbation?

4. I was taking a shower when I first accidently
discovered masterbation? What were you doing
when you accidently discovered it?

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
6. Do you find it's a sin to masturbate?
7. Does your church find masturbation sinful?
8. Do you find this topic embarrassing?

Come on, don't be shy! Nobody can see us! Please answer at least ONE of my questions!
Next On Playgirl's Agenda:

1. Let's Talk About Masturbation
2. Viagra
3. Playgirl's LJ Friend's Web Site Photo Album
4. Childish Things - A Novel by my LJ friend, Timothy Wright
5. Playgirl's Trip to Costa Rica with Pictures
6. Death Penalty
7. Jury Duty
8. Playgirl's Irrigation Rights and Pictures
9. Rudeness
10. Playgirl, Queen of HOT, HOT, HOT. Because
[info]uglyface2 insists!
11. Abortion
12. Rush Limbaugh
13. Playgirl Talks About Buggers
14. Decapitations in Mexico
15. Indepth Introduction of Playgirl's Shadow People
16. Lawsuits
17. UNWANTED - UNINVITED Out of Town House Guest Freeloaders

18. I'd Be Most Beholdin' To Ya'
If You'd Fill My Questionnaire



PLAYGIRL'S
RAPTURE

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wbahner
Jun. 29th, 2006 10:50 pm (UTC)
1. Uh, yes. :)
2. Is once a day often? :)
3. Oh geez, it was a hell of a long time ago....
4. See answer to #3
5. Not that I have been made aware of :)
6. Nope
7. Yes
8. Hell no.
playgirl
Jun. 29th, 2006 11:01 pm (UTC)
hmmm...once a day. Is that all!!
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adameros
Jun. 29th, 2006 10:55 pm (UTC)

  1. How you ever masturbated?
    Yes!
  2. Do you masturbate often?
    Yes!
  3. How old were you when you became aware of masturbation?
    12.
  4. I was taking a shower when I first accidently discovered masterbation? What were you doing when you accidently discovered it?I just started rubbing, and it felt good.
  5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
    Yes.
  6. Do you find it's a sin to masturbate?
    No!
  7. Does your church find masturbation sinful?
    Church? Whatchoo tawkin' 'bout, Willis?
  8. Do you find this topic embarrassing?
    If it were discussed with family, then yes, but otherwise, no.
playgirl
Jun. 29th, 2006 10:58 pm (UTC)
What were you rubbing? Er...never mind, I think I know! haaaaa

You were caught?! Oh, no!!
tigron_x
Jun. 29th, 2006 11:03 pm (UTC)
1. How you ever masturbated? ------ lol how? I use a massage oil.

2. Do you masturbate often? ------ I've done it for like an hour; I've done it 5 times in one day and lately I've done it once a day, except this month. And, I'm going to hold off as long as I can. Actually, my plan is to hold off until I find the right girl.

3. How old were you when you became aware of masturbation? ------- I was 9


4. I was taking a shower when I first accidently
discovered masterbation? What were you doing
when you accidently discovered it? ------- There was no accident in my discovery. I knew what I was doing. I just didn't know how long it would take for me to get off, and it took a while. And, this is so weird telling you this.

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating? ------ like 3 times or so. I'll stop the story there.

6. Do you find it's a sin to masturbate? ------ I consider it as taking care of my health and keeping me from just screwing any girl that walks my way.

7. Does your church find masturbation sinful? ----- Yeah, I think they do.

8. Do you find this topic embarrassing? ------ Somewhat, but oh well. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.

9. Yes, I've thought of you before. *_*
playgirl
Jun. 30th, 2006 03:25 am (UTC)


Want to marry me big boy? A couple that
masturbates together, stays together. heh heh

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uglyface2
Jun. 29th, 2006 11:19 pm (UTC)
1. How you ever masturbated?
How I ever...? Huh? Y'mean "have"? Then yes.

2. Do you masturbate often?
Less than I used to.

3. How old were you when you became aware of masturbation?
I couldn't tell you. I was still in elementary school when I discovered girls (but they were less enthusiastic, I fear), but I dunno when I started masturbating.

4. I was taking a shower when I first accidently
discovered masterbation? What were you doing
when you accidently discovered it?
Don't remember.

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Not that I recall.

6. Do you find it's a sin to masturbate?
Might be.

7. Does your church find masturbation sinful?
That depends who you ask.

8. Do you find this topic embarrassing?
Yep.
playgirl
Jun. 29th, 2006 11:26 pm (UTC)
6. Do you find it's a sin to masturbate?
Might be.


Really? Then if you should ever find hair growth on the palms of your hands, it's time to stop! haaaaaaaaaa


7. Does your church find masturbation sinful?
That depends who you ask.


Just be sure you don't as Jimmy Swaggart!!!! haaaaa
tigron_x
Jun. 29th, 2006 11:19 pm (UTC)
That last line I wrote comes off kinda creepy if taken the wrong way. What I mean is that I fantasized about you.
playgirl
Jun. 30th, 2006 12:52 am (UTC)
Oh my goose pimples! I'll be right back! MUST go take a cold shower! Don't go away! Do you hear!
Muuuuaaa!
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ctuck
Jun. 29th, 2006 11:22 pm (UTC)
1. Have you ever masturbated?
- Yes, I have

2. Do you masturbate often?
- I would say as often as I want to.

3. How old were you when you became aware of masturbation?
- I believe I was about 13 or 14

4. I was taking a shower when I first accidently discovered masterbation? What were you doing when you accidently discovered it?
- I don't recall. I know I used to find Playboys and Hustler around and sneak them up to my treefort.

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
- I think so, just don't recall when.

6. Do you find it's a sin to masturbate?
- Nope.

7. Does your church find masturbation sinful?
- I'm not in a church. The All Boys Catholic College Prep school I attended for Highschool said it was.

8. Do you find this topic embarrassing?
- Nope.
playgirl
Jun. 30th, 2006 03:02 pm (UTC)
free his hands for masturbation
4. I was taking a shower when I first accidently discovered masterbation? What were you doing when you accidently discovered it?
- I don't recall. I know I used to find Playboys and Hustler around and sneak them up to my treefort.


I bet that treefort was the perfect place for you to meditate, huh?! haaa

I thought this quote about masturbation was funny:

"We have reason to believe that man first walked
upright to free his hands for masturbation."
- Lily Tomlin



sir_brettley
Jun. 29th, 2006 11:37 pm (UTC)
1. How you ever masturbated?

Of course.

2. Do you masturbate often?

I'm doing it right...um, I mean sure.

3. How old were you when you became aware of masturbation?

I'm not sure. Thirteen maybe.

4. I was taking a shower when I first accidently
discovered masterbation? What were you doing
when you accidently discovered it?

It was no accident. I read "Everything you always wanted to know about sex (but were afraid to ask)."

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Caught implies you do not wish to be discovered.

6. Do you find it's a sin to masturbate?

Nope.

7. Does your church find masturbation sinful?

NA

8. Do you find this topic embarrassing?

Not at all. I'm pretty open about sex (and most other things).
playgirl
Jun. 30th, 2006 02:57 pm (UTC)
Procrastination is like Masturbation
2. Do you masturbate often?
I'm doing it right...um, I mean sure.

Isn't it wonderful that you can have such a
great time, and not pay a penny?! ;o)

I thought this little quote was really cute:

"Procrastination is like Masturbation;
In the end you're just screwing yourself."
- Unknown
Re: Procrastination is like Masturbation - sir_brettley - Jun. 30th, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC) - Expand
asifallforever
Jun. 30th, 2006 12:19 am (UTC)
1. How you ever masturbated? I'm a guy
2. Do you masturbate often? i'm a single guy
3. How old were you when you became aware of masturbation?
In my teens i found a book in a book club called solo flights though i didn't actually start doing it until i was in my 20's i came to the conclusion i was probably going to be single for the rest of my life so why not

4. I was taking a shower when I first accidently
discovered masterbation? What were you doing
when you accidently discovered it? I'm a guy guys don't accidentally discover something like this.

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating? Almost more than a few times
6. Do you find it's a sin to masturbate? if it is i really don't care
7. Does your church find masturbation sinful? i'm sure they do but they have never brought it up in a service or anything
8. Do you find this topic embarrassing? nah not anymore
playgirl
Jun. 30th, 2006 01:07 am (UTC)
2. Do you masturbate often? i'm a single guy

We singles MUST improvise, huh?! Hmmm...wonder if they'll ever come up with a male rubber doll...

4. I'm a guy guys don't accidentally discover something like this.
Really?! Why is that?
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quepid
Jun. 30th, 2006 12:35 am (UTC)
1. Yes
2. Infrequently
3. 9
4. I don't recall
5. Nope
6. Definately Not
7. Nope
8. Not at all
playgirl
Jun. 30th, 2006 03:06 pm (UTC)
It's a cure
I wonder why it's considered a sin by the church, when it hurts nobody!

A thought provoking quote about masturbation:
"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure."
- Thomas S. Szasz

Re: It's a cure - quepid - Jun. 30th, 2006 04:28 pm (UTC) - Expand
nahele_101
Jun. 30th, 2006 12:56 am (UTC)
1. guilty as charged
2. all the freakin' time
3. 8 or 9
4. reading penthouse.

5. yup
6. nope
7. church is for people who can't find their own way in the world.
8. nope, more people should embrace it
playgirl
Jun. 30th, 2006 03:24 pm (UTC)
Raised Catholic
8. nope, more people should embrace it
I agree. It sure would eliminate a lot of social problems!

"I thank God I was raised Catholic,
so sex will always be dirty.'
- John Waters
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playgirl
Jul. 1st, 2006 12:48 am (UTC)
Beats Prozac
2)Infrequently. I find it to be a great stress reliever. ;)
Beats Prozac, and it's a lot cheaper!

4)Oh y'know, just plying with the darned thing and it went off. ;)
Kinda like a water gun, huh? ;o)
immortalita
Jun. 30th, 2006 01:51 am (UTC)
1. How you ever masturbated?
Yes. I love it.

2. Do you masturbate often?
At least twice a day. I have a major libido, and whether or not I'm dating, having singles sex, or in a relationship, I will still masturbate. Not because I enjoy it more than sex, which I don't, but because I enjoy it, period. Hail, Hedonism!

3. How old were you when you became aware of masturbation?
I was 14.

4. I was taking a shower when I first accidently
discovered masterbation? What were you doing
when you accidently discovered it?
I was playing with a vibrating back massager at my grandparents. I dropped it in my lap, and realized it felt good. I haven't been the same since.


5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Too many times.

6. Do you find it's a sin to masturbate?
It's a sin if you're doing it wrong, and can actually mess up how much you enjoy sex. Astroglide and let it ride.

7. Does your church find masturbation sinful?
Hopefully.

8. Do you find this topic embarrassing?
No, because the thought of a good handjob turns me on. But I'd not discuss it in front of anyone under 13 yrs of age.
playgirl
Jul. 1st, 2006 12:31 am (UTC)
Hail, Hedonism
I was playing with a vibrating back massager at my grandparents. I dropped it in my lap, and realized it felt good. I haven't been the same since.

I bet you haven't! I haven't, either! heh heh

Hail, Hedonism!
Yes, and hail viberators! ;o)
flannel
Jun. 30th, 2006 02:00 am (UTC)
1. How you ever masturbated?
Of course.
2. Do you masturbate often?
Fairly often, yes... four times a day? When with my Girl? Maybe once a day. When I have free time (off days, etc.), probably closer to six.
3. How old were you when you became aware of masturbation?
Seven.
4. What were you doing when you accidently discovered it?
Showering, and rinsing my hair.
5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Almost caught on two seperate occasions.
6. Do you find it's a sin to masturbate?
Nope.
7. Does your church find masturbation sinful?
Hmm, I think so, yeah.
8. Do you find this topic embarrassing?
Not particularly, I've never been too shy.
playgirl
Jun. 30th, 2006 03:13 pm (UTC)
When I have free time (off days, etc.), probably closer to six.
Or a free hand? heh heh

Cute masturbation quote:
"An erection at will is the moral
equivalent of a valid credit card."
- Alex comfort
nsingman
Jun. 30th, 2006 02:07 am (UTC)
1. How you ever masturbated?

Yes.

2. Do you masturbate often?

Define "often."

3. How old were you when you became aware of masturbation?

About 12 or 13.

4. I was taking a shower when I first accidently
discovered masterbation? What were you doing
when you accidently discovered it?

It wasn't an accident.

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

I don't think so.

6. Do you find it's a sin to masturbate?

I'm an atheist, and don't believe in "sin." I do believe that there's nothing wrong with masturbation, however.

7. Does your church find masturbation sinful?

I'm an atheist; I don't have a church.

8. Do you find this topic embarrassing?

Not particularly. At 46, I'm not nearly as easily embarrassed any more.
:-)
playgirl
Jun. 30th, 2006 03:16 pm (UTC)
2. Do you masturbate often?
Define "often."

24 times a day! heh heh

"Philosophy is to the real world
as masturbation is to sex."
- Karl Marx
inspectorjury
Jun. 30th, 2006 02:26 am (UTC)
I never masterbate because it is filthy and a sin against God.
I always tell the exact truth!
I have no sense of humor!
I'm kidding here.
Excuse me I must leave now as I don't want to cum and go.

Do you know why cum is white and urine is yellow?
So you can tell if you're cumming or going.
playgirl
Jun. 30th, 2006 02:51 am (UTC)


Quack-a-doodle-do!

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