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PLAYGIRL ALMOST KICKED THE BUCKET W COFFEE

PLAYGIRL ALMOST KICKED THE BUCKET!



I came too close to dying this morning. I mean I actually started traveling toward the light in the tunnel! How did Playgirl almost kick the bucket? Well, let me tell you!

I was sitting in front of my computer this morning, half asleep, sipping on my hot coffee, when I somehow took a sip and it went down the wrong way down my esophagus. I spattered my desk, monitor, keyboard, floor and my robe with the coffee when I coughed. After I coughed, I couldn't catch my breath at all, and I started gasping terribly, but with each gasp, it got worse. I ran to the bathroom and still couldn't catch my breath. My stomach muscles contracted, the veins throughout my neck, arms and legs, went numb. My face turned purple and my eyes just about bulged out! Finally, little by little, I was able to catch my breath again.

My arms and legs still hurt, and my stomach and chest are in terrible pain.

I MUST caution you to drink your coffee very carefully, because it is quite possible that you could die from suffocation, just like I almost did!

PLAYGIRL
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND

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i_love_tazzus
May. 11th, 2006 04:06 pm (UTC)
MAJOR OUCH!! :( Sorry about that. Yes, we all should be careful about the hot beverages. Not only behind the PC, but perhaps more importantly if one's out walking, or driving a car.

Hope you feel better soon.
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 04:18 pm (UTC)
Yes, it was major and so scary! I believe I both sipped and breathed the coffee in.

You're right, one should be especially careful while drinking coffee and driving!

I'm feeling just a tiny bit better. My body hurts like crazy!
Thanks Sweety Pie and hope you have a great day!
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playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 05:28 pm (UTC)
Yes, I did panic, which probably made it all the worse. It was just to much! To actually die by suffocation is most horrible! Well, I didn't die did I? Thank goodness I lived to tell about it so I could warn you!

Thanks for the squishy hugs, I needed them! :o)
izakthetwisted
May. 11th, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
i've had this happen a couple of times because of acid reflux in the middle of the night, only it wakes me up from a dead sleep. not fun. i think it's because of inhaling some liquid into your lungs. scariest thing in the world, i feel your pain.

i've found that (since it's happened more than once!) that the trick is to be very still and not panic and just try to get as much breath without forcing it. eventually the breathing returns to normal and you can cry like a baby into a dishtowel. or at least that's what i do!
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 05:35 pm (UTC)
How terrible that this has happened to you, and more than once, and I hope it never happens to you again!

I had never experienced this before and it has left me shaking with fear! I was half asleep when I took the sip, and it sure woke me up fast!

Well, I'm glad you shared with me that you cried like a baby into a towel, because that's exactly what I did. I couldn't stop crying.

Hugs Sweety Pie!
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sonofabish
May. 11th, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
Hey! No dying for you, young lady. Do you understand?
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 05:38 pm (UTC)
I almost did, sonofabish! If I'm gonna die,
I'd rather die from Death by Chocolate!
*pouting*
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ctuck
May. 11th, 2006 05:00 pm (UTC)
That sucks! What a way to start your day... althou you survived, so I guess it's a day to take stock of those things precious to you. Glad you're okay now thou. A lot of people forget how import that breathing stuff can be :p
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 05:43 pm (UTC)
I know, and what a way to kick the bucket!

I can just see the front pages:
Playgirl found dead in bathroom.
Tongue hanging out, eyes bulged out,
coffee stains all over her robe and
Tweedy Bird house shoes, AND head
stuck in toilet bowl! haaaaaaa

Seriously, it was a frightening experience
and I'm so happy I made it through. Life IS
wonderful, huh?!
Hugs and smoothes Sweet Stuff!
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moon_shine
May. 11th, 2006 05:03 pm (UTC)
I am So glad that you are sill here with us sun shine
I don't know what I would do if I lost you
hope that you start feeling better
I know what it can be to not be able to catch your breath
sending you a big ((((HUG))))
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 05:47 pm (UTC)
What a horrible and UNROMANTIC way to die for a girl!

Just be sure to take my advice, when sipping something,
be very careful! I just couldn't imagine this world
without you, Apple Of My Eye!
Great big hugs and kisses!

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(Anonymous)
May. 11th, 2006 05:13 pm (UTC)
guardin angel
Wish i was there to make u better yes u were tired and tryed to multi-task drink, computer, while still sleepy as a first aider i would have came to your rescue.Let your brain think for u slow down dont panic easyer said than done happens to a lot of people myself included.Your angel is looking out for u your brain is screaming it aint gonna come but it does did you say a prayer,i bet u did there by the grace of god lol.
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 06:13 pm (UTC)
Re: guardin angel
It would have been nice if you had been here, because I was really close to death. My Grandpa was out in the backyard and I couldn't even scream for help.

I was so scared, that I even forgot to pray! But I do believe I survived because you somehow sent a Guardian Angel to save me!
Hugs and kisses!
a_phoenix
May. 11th, 2006 05:17 pm (UTC)
I hope you are OK now. I wouldn't want to lose you.
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you Sweety Pie! I'm just a little bit better, but my body seems to still be in a little shock. I hurt badly, too.
luludi
May. 11th, 2006 06:08 pm (UTC)
Yikes, drowning must be like that. I had a similar problem once where I was eating a potato and a large piece got stuck in my throat. It wouldn't go up or down. At least I could breathe. My esophagus kept contracting but the thing wouldn't move. I tried to drink water and I'd just spit the water out. It wouldn't go down. Painful! Finally, hours later I was able to cough it up. I was about to go to the hospital. I had a sore throat after that. Then I took a valium to relax my muscles, and me.

Your muscles probably had a reflex reaction. Valium would probably be a good thing to take after something like that.

Hope the rest of the day/week/ etc. goes better than that!
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
Yes, I'm sure drowning is just like it.

You are very lucky you survived that awful experience.

I just found this link which states that choking caused by foreign body airway obstruction accounts for about 3,000 deaths each year.
1st-Aid for Choking - The Police Notebook

It was the most painful and horrible experience, because I could feel the veins throughout my body, ready to pop. My whole body is still in pain and my throat feels just like what you said.

Sure glad you and I lived to tell about it!! :o)

Hope you have a great weekend Sweety Pie!

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femmefata1e
May. 11th, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
OMG! I'm so glad you are okay!

What a horrible headline for Starbucks, though.. 'Death By Coffee'

*hugs*
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 11:06 pm (UTC)
Can you imagine opening your morning newspaper
and reading the headlines:

Playgirl found dead. Death by TOILET!
No foul play is suspected. Seems the poor
girl suffocated and fell, head first into her
own toilet! haaaaaa
manoman
May. 11th, 2006 06:57 pm (UTC)
That is scary. Hugs. Glad you're OK.
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 11:00 pm (UTC)
Yes, it was just terrible. Didn't think I would make it!
Hugs!
nsingman
May. 11th, 2006 07:30 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you're okay! On the bright side, I'll bet you'll be more careful drinking while tired henceforth.
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 11:08 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Most definitely. I don't want to experience some like that again!
bluesman02779
May. 11th, 2006 07:41 pm (UTC)
Scary!!!
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 11:01 pm (UTC)
Down right SPOOKY!
dlanor
May. 11th, 2006 08:06 pm (UTC)
I am so glad that you are OK.

Looking Death in the face is never good, done it a few times myself.

Death by Choclate does sound better, grin...
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 11:03 pm (UTC)
dlanor, I would have been so embarressed if I'd have died.

With my luck, I would have dropped dead, head first into the toilet! :o(
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lordremo
May. 11th, 2006 09:42 pm (UTC)
You'll always have me on staff to recessitate you. Time to have a practice drill too!
((((Sexy))))
playgirl
May. 11th, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)
I know I always have you to save me! :o)

Would you believe that happened around 5:30 this morning, and still my whole body hurts, especially my throat, chest and stomach.

Damn, what an UN-SEXY way for a girl to die!
Had I kicked the bucket, I'd be turning in my
grave right this minute from embarressment!
I mean, I'd never want to show my face again!
Kisses!!
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