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PLAYGIRL'S NEEDS A GARDNER


PLAYGIRL'S NEEDS A GARDNER!


It's just so HARD to find a good
HARD worker to mow my lawn who has
the stamina to stand up to the Summer HEAT.
Any takers?!





PLAYGIRL IS BETTER OFF ALONE!!


NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN!!


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foskat
Apr. 23rd, 2006 03:07 pm (UTC)
Another service offered
I am not interesting in the gardener spot, but I am more than willing to check on the well on the property! :)
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 03:09 pm (UTC)
Re: Another service offered
I do declare! I have the most clever
and witty LJ friend's in the world!
haaaaaa!
Hugs and big kisses!
buzz
Apr. 23rd, 2006 03:12 pm (UTC)
I am so going to the special hell no thanks to this post.
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 03:42 pm (UTC)
Don't worry, you'll have plenty of
company, including myself! YAY!
Muuuaa!
eye_r0b0t
Apr. 23rd, 2006 03:16 pm (UTC)
not i!
i dont do anything in the summer heat!
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 03:35 pm (UTC)
Well then, thank goodness for migrant
farm workers who can handle the summer
heat! heh heh
Muuuaa!
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demonicanevil
Apr. 23rd, 2006 03:26 pm (UTC)
Looks like a tough job... Does the poor gardner get a drink afterwards ;)
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 03:41 pm (UTC)
It IS a tough job. And yes, he get a drink
afterwards, along with a big hug!

I believe in slave labor! heh heh
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garzan
Apr. 23rd, 2006 04:00 pm (UTC)
I'd be happy to interview for a gardening position. We'd need to agree on philosophy though. My personal preference isn't for the wild overgrown look, or the scorched earth defoliated look. If we agreed on artistic design, I could well be your guy.
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 04:17 pm (UTC)
Okie dokie, lets talk about the philosophy of the artistic hair design.

How does the Mohawk hairstyle sound to you? But be forewarned, you must NOT do as the Mohican tribes did by acquiring a narrow strip along the middle, while PLUCKING out some of the other grass. My lawn is quite sensitive! Oh, and it must be fertilized afterwards to ensure healthy vibrant growth throughout the long hot summer days! heh heh

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biglittlebro
Apr. 23rd, 2006 04:07 pm (UTC)
I guess this is one situation where you don't want the gardner to have a green thumb.

It's obvious you need a man who is able to take your garden in hand, is skilled at hedge trimming, and also may need to be knowledgable at plowing the undergrowth. A prospective gardner may have to closely inspect the patch he will be caring for to determine rate and thickness of growth. This information will determine whether a 2-stroke or a 4-stroke is required. Either unit would have to be well lubricated. However if the regrowth is light enough he may be able to get away with an electric unit.

I'd quote for the job myself, but I have my health to consider........my girlfriend would kill me. (Hi honey) :D LOL

Warm hugs and a kisss, babe.
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 04:23 pm (UTC)
PLEASE! I just can't take anymore! My stomach is in terrible pain from the laughter! Let me come back again, after I taken control of my funny bone faculties! You are just TOO funny! What an imagination! haaaaaaa

I'll get right back at ya'! haaaaa
(no subject) - biglittlebro - Apr. 24th, 2006 11:25 am (UTC) - Expand
asifallforever
Apr. 23rd, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
A good lawn is neatly manicured. Not too closely cropped like the green on hole but rather more like the rough. hehe.
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 05:10 pm (UTC)
That's exactly the way I feel! I better find a gardner FAST, 'cause the my lawn is starting to get tumbleweeds, and we both know how PRICK-LY those can be! heh heh
ctuck
Apr. 23rd, 2006 04:56 pm (UTC)
I think all the really straight forward witty comments made it out already, so I will just say MMM Carpet.

Personally, I would use an electric mower, don't need any exhaust fumes down thar.
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
They sure are a wicked witty bunch, huh?!

Maybe if I give MMM Carpets the opportunity to mow my lawn, they'll refer their friends, neighbors, and relatives to do the job! heh heh
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inspectorjury
Apr. 23rd, 2006 05:21 pm (UTC)
Do you need a landing strip?
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 05:36 pm (UTC)
Quite possibly, but only after I provide some good lights to guide the pilot down the airstrip, making it easier for the spinning turbine to THRUST the engine SHAFT into landing gear. Of course, the compression must have plenty of HOT air in order to keep the cycle continuously purring like a kitten! heh heh
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splitpeasoup
Apr. 23rd, 2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
Are those pictures really of you?
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 06:26 pm (UTC)
Yes, except the one with the lawnmower!
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morwok
Apr. 23rd, 2006 06:29 pm (UTC)
Hehe, as an archaeologist I work in the summer heat quite often. I should also say that I quite enjoy it. I have no fear of getting sweaty and a little dirty, and I'm well acquainted with working near or in holes.
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 06:52 pm (UTC)
So you hold a natural intellectual curiosity in human physiology about the secrets contained in such holes, huh?

Hope the toothbrush you use to examine all the tiny particles contained in the small temperate zone, are of soft bristles.

Be forewarned, the work consists of much physical labor in the hot sun, but in the end, you will be quite fascinated and thrilled by your archaeological discoveries! heh heh
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tempus
Apr. 23rd, 2006 06:58 pm (UTC)
I'm really embarrassed that I actually thought you needed a gardener and didn't put the pictures together with the words.

Finals time makes my brain cease working :(
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC)
Don't be embarressed! A lot of my LJ friend's never know what to expect from me (I don't even know myself). I just go according to my moods. Devil or Angel? I really never know which one I'll turn into, but all in all, I'm just a harmless FLIRT and BIG TIME tease who loves to laugh! heh heh
Smooch!
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olafthunderfoot
Apr. 23rd, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
~grinz~ i'll mow yer lawn!
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 10:23 pm (UTC)
You will? Then don't forget to bring a rake!
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symian
Apr. 23rd, 2006 08:03 pm (UTC)
Since no one has said it yet... I'll say it.

You need to do your own gardening.

If, however, you need some contracting work done on the irrigation system... I'm more than willing to bury the pipe.

*chuckle*
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 11:02 pm (UTC)
But that's the problem, I've been the one attending to my own garden, and quite frankly, I've grown tired of it! I really must find a certified professional horticulturist. The landscape is starting to look quite shoddy!

Now, as for the piping for my irrigation system, if you can guarantee that you'll bury the pipeline deep into the ground, then you're hired! ;o)
dlanor
Apr. 23rd, 2006 08:04 pm (UTC)
Oh My Gawd! I just read the replies and I am cracken up.

Some real witty people out there.

I could not think of anything original but I did find a poem to cutting grass by one Philip Larkin

Cut grass lies frail:
Brief is the breath
Mown stalks exhale.
Long, long the death

It dies in the white hours
Of young-leafed June
With chestnut flowers,
With hedges snowlike strewn,

White lilac bowed,
Lost lanes of Queen Anne's lace,
And that high-builded cloud
Moving at summer's pace.
playgirl
Apr. 23rd, 2006 10:13 pm (UTC)
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine this post
of mine would create so many garden lovers! haaaaa

I loved the poem! Very much befitting this post of mine!

"The trouble with gardening is that is does not
remain an avocation. It becomes an obsession."
- Phyllis McGinley
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