Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry



I have learned a lot about boobs. I have to thank my LJ friend's who gave me a great deal of input, and who proved to be MASTER'S in the Art of Breasts!

I had a purpose in my last post for asking the many questions I did about: PLAYGIRL'S BEEN THINKING ABOUT BOOBS.

The reason I asked for your opinion on this subject was because I am a C cup, and have been SERIOUSLY contemplating having breast implants.

Why? Because my dearest and best friend, Buxom Blonde is a size 38 DD. By and by, her boobies are naturally home grown in Texas where just about everything is BIG! Every time I look at her, I find myself wanting BIG boobies just like hers!

I became puzzled when I recently read that the French define the perfect breasts as those that can fit perfectly in a round champagne glass. Although, mine can fit snuggly into one, my friend’s boobs fit perfectly in a 38 DD cup! GRRR!

I have come to a conclusion, thanks to you my LJ friend's, who educated me on exactly what it is they loved about women's breasts and what they didn’t care for.

Thanks to you, I have chosen not to mess around with my boobie, and just keep them small natural.

I enjoyed very much, and found the comments to my prior post quite FUNNYLICIOUSLY TIT ILLATING, and learned a great deal from the PRO'S; my LJ friends!

By and by, I have quite a few new LJ friends, and now have added 3 more guys to Playgirl's Top SECRET Crushes List! *grin* *smooch*

Oh, and I will be adding very soon a VOICE POST
with lots of kisses! YAY!


"Rhett: Don't start flirting with me. I'm not one of your
plantation beaus. I want more than flirting from you.
Scarlett: What do you want?
Rhett: I'll tell you, Scarlett O'Hara, if you'll take that
Southern-belle simper off your face. Someday, I want you
to say to me the words I heard you say to Ashley Wilkes: I love you!
Scarlett: That's something you'll never hear from me
Captain Butler as long as you live."
- Gone With the Wind


Pictures of all the BURIED TRASH and TREASURE I found in
the other section of the SPOOKY basement will be next!

2. Where did Grandpa and I find the missing cat?
Did we find him alive?

3. Guess Where Playgirl Is Going Sometime In April?

4. Playgirl Shares Stories of Her One Year Life In Korea With Lots of Pictures

5. Playgirl Shares Her One Year Life In Saudi Arabia

6. Playgirl Shares Poems by the World Famous Poet, Inspectorjury!
This man makes Playgirl's world go all quacky! YAY!

7. Playgirl Shares Her Economically Delicious Recipes

8. Much closer pictures of the house with the Gargoyles!

9. TRUE actual accounts of my SHADOW PEOPLE! SPOOKY!

10. I just bought my 4th house. A Monstrosity! Pictures and details soon.

11. UPDATE: The Day I Fought the City and Won - Irrigation Water.
New Pictures.

"A woman with boobies flapping in the breeze
is a woman who knows what she wants, and god
bless her is what I say.
- Drew Curtis

Join The NRA

"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."

Always treat firearms as
though they were loaded.

U.S. Army
Join the U.S. Army


( 66 comments — Leave a comment )
Page 1 of 2
<<[1] [2] >>
Mar. 30th, 2006 12:27 am (UTC)
re: "...and just keep them small natural."
C cup is small?!?

Okay, maybe I'm out of touch, but most women have their breasts enlarged to a C size. Mariel Hemingway and Alyssa Milano for example.

Women in the D ramge (and larger) tend to go for breast REDUCTION. A famous example is Soleil Moon Frye (former Punky Brewster).
Mar. 30th, 2006 12:43 am (UTC)
Re: "...and just keep them small natural."
I was about to ask the same question.

Mammophile though I am, I don't think C cups are small. Except in Japan, where the cup sizing is different, and C cups are pretty small. :-)
Re: "...and just keep them small natural." - playgirl - Mar. 30th, 2006 02:45 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: "...and just keep them small natural." - playgirl - Mar. 30th, 2006 12:48 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: "...and just keep them small natural." - tiduslite - Mar. 30th, 2006 12:55 am (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 30th, 2006 12:53 am (UTC)
I am so glad you chose to not mess with your boobs. No way do you need 38DDDDs. And besides, there is so much more to you than boobs or sex. You're a wonderful person just as you are. Hugs.
Mar. 30th, 2006 02:47 am (UTC)
Thanks to you, I've decided to stay as I am.
And thank you for thinking I'm wonderful.
I think you're wonderful, too!
Hugs and smooches!
Mar. 30th, 2006 01:14 am (UTC)
I don't consider a C very big, but neither is it tiny. But different breasts suit different people, and I am sure yours are lovely. :)
Mar. 30th, 2006 02:32 am (UTC)
Thank you, but I become a little envious when I see girls with big boobs.

I'll just stick with the way I am, after reading the comments about breast implants, from most of my readers.
Hugs Sweet Sweeny!
Mar. 30th, 2006 01:19 am (UTC)
boobs are always nicer on another body...
like the way the grass is greener ont he other side.

I'm not a fan of yours who will tell you about how much I like you and your boobs just the way they are b/c they are appealing to me in a sexual manner.

Not all titts are created equal and there is a reason for that... variety and function. We weren't all ment to look like Pam, Jenny, Jenna, Chasey, Carmen and so on and so on.

My tits are mine - they sag. I have sanddollar sized nipples. They are so big and heavy I can actually performe "TIT SLAPS" and I don't struggle with tit fucking.

They have already been used for their NUMBER ONE intended purpose and allowing that brought to me an experience that I am grateful for. I'll spare you the whole mom and baby bonding crap.

I have had my breast since I was about 11 years old. They just grew and grew and grew and grew som more. At my heaviest my breasts are 38DD and at my thinnest they have bee 34 DD - no matter what "the mail bags" - as I reffer to them - have always been big.

I hated them for so long. Even when I was skinnier the blouse was always my struggle - my challenge is alwsy with the shape of these things. Bras are made with wide cups not deep cups. So when Dave Chappelle refered to "titties so big, they are all mashed together poppin' out of the top of her turtleneck" that is no bull shit.

Your boobs are YOU - LaVerne - PlayGirl - your unique self. Why would you want someone elses boobs?

End of rant. Sorry.
Mar. 30th, 2006 02:38 am (UTC)
Re: boobs are always nicer on another body...
Call me by my first name, Savanah, because I consider you now my buddy! Savanah!

Cris, I've seen you're pics and I think you have a fantastic body. My best friend is also as big as you are and it makes me sick, because I want big boobs like that!

But, I'll just keep them the way they are, or maybe get me another best friend with tiny boobs! haaaaaaa

Hugs Sweety Pie!
Mar. 30th, 2006 01:23 am (UTC)
I'm VERY glad you have decided to not have breast implants!! VERY glad!!! I would much rather have you the way you are than for you to have breast implants. Plus there are the potential health implications.

So, just enjoy what you have. I know I would!!!
Mar. 30th, 2006 02:49 am (UTC)
Your comments in my last post lead me to my decision.

So, just enjoy what you have. I know I would!!!
How sweet!
(no subject) - a_phoenix - Mar. 30th, 2006 03:09 am (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 30th, 2006 01:57 am (UTC)
YAY! See?! I told ya you shouldn't get em! I'm glad all the answers helped you realize that you shouldn't.

I do have a different answer for the #1 question. "Why the facination with boobs?"

As alot have said, we don't have them... think of it this way, when you get to hold a penis, do you like to play with it? and feel it? Are you "facinated" by it? I say this cause I know every one of my past girlfriends was always facinated with my penis... watching it go from a small limp thing, to a rock hard missle. And I think the reason is, they don't have them, so it's something neat to play with. Same goes for guys and boobs.
Mar. 30th, 2006 02:20 am (UTC)
You are a rascal
Oh my God! You are a rascal, and a precious one! haaaaaaaaaa!!!

Being as wicked as you, I'm going to get my mind of of boobies and onto penises! I just may be asking questions about the penis in my next post.

No implants for me! Maybe if I try to gain a little more weight, they'll get a little bigger.
Mar. 30th, 2006 02:13 am (UTC)
This is one of your smarter decisions. See you're clever and smart and all those other things. Besides you're perfect just the way you are. I mean just that.
Mar. 31st, 2006 03:08 am (UTC)
You mean it? Honestly?
Then I'll leave things just as they are!
(no subject) - inspectorjury - Mar. 31st, 2006 06:04 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - playgirl - Apr. 1st, 2006 05:38 am (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 30th, 2006 02:31 am (UTC)
Sweet Lady, please do not change what is already so wonderful and perfection on its own! You and your breasts are precious!
I once had a girlfriend change herself as a way to "surprise" me, it was terrible! Not only had her breasts become harder and oddly shaped, but they were in almost constant pain and she had to back for two more surgeries. By the end of it all there was so much scar tissue she was afraid to ever reveal them.
Please, you are just wonderful as you are.
Mar. 31st, 2006 03:33 am (UTC)
Thank you so much!
I will stay as I am because I value your opinion!
Blowing kisses your way!
Mar. 30th, 2006 03:51 am (UTC)
You should actually feel sorry for your friends. While you may feel the are more ample in the chest... They could not get surgery to have the fabulous legs and shape that you have. I guess the boobs are all they CAN have. the only thing you should change is to reduce the geographical distance from ME!
Mar. 31st, 2006 03:10 am (UTC)
That is just about the nicest thing I've ever read!
Now, I suddenly feel special, thanks to you!

Thank you Sweety Pie!
Mar. 30th, 2006 05:13 am (UTC)
Forget your boobs a moment (I think they are perfect, IMHO), what about your eyes? Can a fella get lost in them? Entranced even?

It is a good thing, I am thinking, that I have not seen you in your entirety...for you see, i have but one heart to lose, and your words are bewitching as it is.

Mar. 31st, 2006 03:22 am (UTC)
My eyes are my best feature and are most beautiful. My eyes are beautiful because they see the earth, the animals and mankind with so much love and compassion. My eyes are beautiful because they cry when they see any living thing in pain.

Yes, my eyes are beautiful.
Besos para ti!
(Deleted comment)
Mar. 31st, 2006 01:36 am (UTC)
Thank you!

Let's see if I will be able to do it on this coming Tues or Wed.

Thank you so much for the link!
Mar. 30th, 2006 05:32 am (UTC)
You already have beautiful curves.

Find a new friend who has small boobs and then you will feel much better.

Mar. 31st, 2006 01:34 am (UTC)
Thank you Sweety Pie!

I've looking around to replace my girlfriend, but ALL the ones I've seen, have BIG boobs, too!
Mar. 30th, 2006 05:38 am (UTC)
What was S. Arabia like? Go to war or anything?

And yes. You're welcome. Anytime. * Grin * They are most definitely an art. :)
Mar. 30th, 2006 02:48 pm (UTC)
Hopefully, I'll have a BIG write up about my one year in Korea by today. My scanner isn't working, so I'll try to take pictures of the pics with my digital camera to share with all my LJ friend's.

Saudi Arabia will be next, but there won't be too much to share about that place, but will go into detail about that year in hell. Worst place to have been deployed to, for a woman! I will be sharing exactly what I saw and how I was treated. All I can say is that that place is NOT a place for women, not even for an American female soldier. Thank God I wasn't born there!

Korea I liked, Saudi Arabia, I hated with a purple passion!

Mar. 30th, 2006 06:02 am (UTC)
I didn't answer not because I thought it was offputting, but because I wasn't really interested. Not that I don't care about a person's appearance, mind you, but... I'm just at that point in my life where such things seem trivial.

Just by your thoughts alone, I'd like to think you have a lot of good things in place. Besides, when I saw the jeans pic, I was like "wow". Again, it's the thought that counts. :) Ok I'm done. Better finish my homework from uni before I sleep.
Mar. 31st, 2006 03:31 am (UTC)
I'm glad you liked my jeans! :o)
Mar. 30th, 2006 08:12 am (UTC)
hope I made your Top SECRET Crushes List! you have made my list ;)
glad to hear that your staying just the way you are:)
by what I have read and seen so far your pretty great!!!

just who is playgirl for some reason I can't get my fill
boy this must sound like a line.
you can call me pete if you like it is my name

hoping your night was filled with wonderful dreams :)
Mar. 31st, 2006 02:16 am (UTC)
Thank you, you make me feel so special!

You may just be one of my new secret crushes.
You just may be. *grin*

Playgirl is a quacky nut! haaaa
Besos, Pete!
(no subject) - moon_shine - Apr. 1st, 2006 05:06 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - playgirl - Apr. 1st, 2006 05:43 am (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 30th, 2006 09:58 am (UTC)
I prefer natural. I especially like C cups like yours. Even if I don't get to see them, knowing they are C makes me happy.
Mar. 31st, 2006 01:37 am (UTC)
Knowing you like the C's, make me happy, too! :o)
Mar. 30th, 2006 10:03 am (UTC)
Hi Darling..
I just wanted to make sure that, today, I stopped for a moment to remind you that, in my heart, you have always had a special place...and that, well, you know, I LOVE you so much. I really do... I just love you... As you go through your day... just know that all you ever have to do to find love is look to the shores of Lake Erie... and as you do, you'll see me, standing here, a bit crooked, but smiling... and waving at you... a wonderful LADY who, in my heart, lives there and always keeps my home fire filled with love and happiness... Yes, I really do love you sweetie...



Current music: Kenny Loggins - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Mar. 31st, 2006 03:04 am (UTC)
Re: Hi Darling..
I've been so sad because I hadn't seen you around here for so long!

You can't imagine how happy I am now, seeing you here!

I love you too, so very much!
Re: Hi Darling.. - nam_erehwon_eht - Mar. 31st, 2006 10:29 am (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 30th, 2006 12:47 pm (UTC)
Why? Because my dearest and best friend, Buxom Blonde is a size 38 DD. By and by, her boobies are naturally home grown in Texas where just about everything is BIG! Every time I look at her, I find myself wanting BIG boobies just like hers!

My sister had 38DD when she was 18. She now has 38HH, and they are all natural. She has back problems. She has trouble buying bras.

For a long time the perfect figure was 36C-24-36. Sounds like you might fit that first number. Many women don't know what size they actually are. Unless you have been professionally fitted for a bra, there is a good chance you don't know your true size. The general rule of thumb is "One inch is one letter", so if you are a 36C, then your ribcage will be 36" and the measure around the fullest part of the breast will be 39". But even that is not necessarily completely acurate.

Now if you had increased your breasts from C to DD you would be making a 2 inch increase. Unless your breasts have significant sagging, your breasts would probably be very firm to hard.

Unless you get a good surgeon who places them well, you run the risk of having your nipples point in different directions. An explanation. Lines extened through a woman's nipples will come together at approximately a 90 degree angle at her backbone and be in the same plane.

The easiest way to spot fake boobs is that the nipples will:

  1. point straight ahead
  2. one will point up and one will point down
  3. will be in different positions on the breasts
  4. always be erect.
  5. be at an angle significantly greater or smaller than 90 dgrees.

Personaly, I am glad you chose not to have the operation. Real beats fake any day and different men like different sizes. Some, like me, actually like different sizes.
Mar. 31st, 2006 02:00 am (UTC)
How funny. I'm a girl and I never knew half the things you wrote about! I do now, thanks to you.

I'm glad I aske the questions I did, because all the replies, including yours, made me change my mind.

Fantastic reply, thanks!!

Mar. 30th, 2006 01:05 pm (UTC)
Don't change a thing
Lady you are sexy as can be. Living in Las Vegas showed me more fake tits than I ever want to see again. You're super sexy.
Mar. 31st, 2006 03:01 am (UTC)
Re: Don't change a thing
Oh, thank you! You've mad my whole year! :o)
Hugs and smooches!
Mar. 30th, 2006 01:41 pm (UTC)
the perfect breasts as those that can fit perfectly in a round champagne glass.
some of us drink our champagne from shot glasses, others use a beer stein... but yours (blush) a C is damn fine perfect, Ms Playgirl
Mar. 31st, 2006 01:22 am (UTC)
Re: the perfect breasts as those that can fit perfectly in a round champagne glass.
Thank you Sweety Pie!

Hey, I tried doing in front of my mirror, what the girl in your icon is doing, and guess what?
I go all wiggle wobble, too! YAY!!
Mar. 30th, 2006 05:48 pm (UTC)
Glad you're staying natural. There is plenty of beauty (and fun, hell I can't deny that :P) to be found in boobies of all sizes. ;)
Mar. 31st, 2006 02:59 am (UTC)
All I can say is that thank goodness there are guys like you who enjoy a variety of the goodies! :o)
Mar. 30th, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
To echo what everybody else is saying, I think C cups may be the perfect size. Much bigger starts to be a hassle for the poor woman, at least according to my D+ cupped friends...
Mar. 31st, 2006 02:19 am (UTC)
I really wouldn't mind the hassle of having a D cup, but after all the input by everybody, I've decided to just go ahead and keep what I have.
Mar. 30th, 2006 08:57 pm (UTC)
I love the glossy lip icon!

I'm glad you're sticking with what you are.

The only one who I know really needed a boob job was Marcie, who had an enormous, excessively large bubble butt and needed some counter weights!!!
Mar. 31st, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)
Thanks to the input you and everyone gave in my last post, I think I'll just stay with what I have!

By and by, it isn't gloss on my lips, but saliva! A lot cheaper for the cheap skate that I am! heh heh

(Deleted comment)
Mar. 31st, 2006 02:52 am (UTC)
My mind is in constant motion, gathering volumes of thoughts and ideas with powerful feelings. How I wish I had the gift you have of expressing myself as eloquently as you do. How I wish!

I’ve add yet another quality to my list of things that I find most fascinating about you, and that is the manner in which you express yourself through your writings.

Forgive the florid prose? How can I forgive them, when I love them so?
(Deleted comment)
Unicorns and Butterflies - playgirl - Mar. 31st, 2006 04:02 pm (UTC) - Expand
Mar. 31st, 2006 01:25 am (UTC)
I always prefered natural breasts to augmented. Size has never mattered to me at all. I think the personality of the breast is more important than size.

If one did have breast augmentation I would suggest the under-arm or navel insertion point for the implant to avoid scar tissue. I would think that nipple desensitization is also reduced via those two insertion points.

Every time I think of breast augmentation I think of Tara Reid's breasts. Not to say all breast augmentation ends thusly, as they have been some celebs who have had great results like Angelina Jolie. But I have seen so many breasts that went from being perky to disproportionate.

A C-cup is by no means small. I bet that when it comes to being good for the back C is as big as one would want to go. The heavier a breast is, the more inclined it will be to sag with age. Which will of course results in the need for a mastopexy.

You know I just thought of something that might help put it in perspective. How would one feel touching a silicone testicle or a rubber phallus on a male?
Mar. 31st, 2006 03:44 am (UTC)
Oh wow! I didn't know Tara Reid breast inplants. I just now searched for her on Google and saw her. That's so sad.

No, after reading so many comments there, I'm just going to stay with what I have.

I never thought of that! That's a great point, and you're are right, makes one wonder just how their testicles would feel!
Page 1 of 2
<<[1] [2] >>
( 66 comments — Leave a comment )

Latest Month

May 2015


Powered by LiveJournal.com