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PLAYGIRL'S FUTURE MR. PLAYBOY

PLAYGIRL PIERCED BY CUPIDS ARROW!

I was walking along, minding my own business when I suddenly felt a sharp piercing sting around the vicinity of my ass, and when I reached back to feel it with my finger, I found it was smudged with my blood. Ouch! Yup, my ass was struck royally by Cupid's arrow!

I continues walking, as though in a daze, and that's when I saw him, the man of my dreams. Emotions of love and desire shot out from my body as I stared the at the most sensually enticing man I'd ever seen.

There he sat, in the middle of one of the most exclusive parks in this city, with a friend, sipping Château Lafite Rothschild 2003 Bordeaux vintage wine. I could see sparkles shine in every directions from his Rolex watch, as he continued sipping in a most charming manner. He was impeccably dressed. He wore a pair of blue Rock & Republic Henley jeans and a Juicy Couture black leather jacket, and Pecos Bill Lizard designer cowboy boots. He was the epitome of charm and sophistication.

I walked over to him, as he sat partially stretched out, right next to an old oak tree, in his custom Dennis & Leen open-back wooden chair, looking so charming and debonair, and I bated my eyelashes coquettishly at him and said hi! His bedroom eyes were filled with such devilish mischief as he looked at me and said hi, too. I stood right next to him and we started talking, and the more we talked, I found that he was the exemplar of wit, intelligence and charm.

Yes, I've finally fallen in love for the first time in my life, and I just can't contain myself in letting the whole world know it. What a beautiful feeling, it's like walking on a big fluffy cloud; it's like having someone tickle your armpits with a soft feather; it's just like having tiny goose bumps all over your body with sensations of raw erotic desire; its like - JUST DO ME NOW FOOL! How I love the smell of it! Be still my heart!

Now I realize that I do want to get married, and this is the man I want to spend the rest of my life with!

PLEASE MEET PLAYGIRL'S future MR. PLAYBOY!

Dear friends, did I make a wise choice?
Do you feel this man will make me happy
for the rest of my life...humm?



I’m in my natural habitat when I let my imagination
spread its wings and go wild. So just wiggle your
tush as I do and let the world wiggle with you!

Playgirl



CLICK HERE 2 HEAR PLAYGIRL GIVING FUTURE
MR. PLAYBOY WILD PASSIONATE KISSES!

Je t'aime Chéri Je t'aime!

PLAYGIRL'S DEFINITION OF LOVE FOR TODAY:
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and
tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's
sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm
of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
- William Shakespeare



PLAYGIRL DANCING
AT THE COPACABANA!


"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is
limited. Imagination encircles the world.
- Albert Einstein



Join The NRA

"The Right Of The People To Keep and
Bear Arms, Shall Not Be infringed."


SEXY LEGS PLAYGIRL
HIDDEN SPY CAMERAS WEBCAMS

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a_phoenix
Feb. 16th, 2006 12:33 am (UTC)
No, I don't really think he is for you. I think your heart can flutter much more and much faster. But what do I know?
playgirl
Feb. 16th, 2006 12:38 am (UTC)
BUT, BUT, BUT, lookie how he can do the back bend on that chair without opening his eyes!
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silent_despair
Feb. 16th, 2006 12:50 am (UTC)
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Ehm, I think you just need to have sex with someone.
playgirl
Feb. 16th, 2006 01:02 am (UTC)
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BUT, BUT, BUT, shouldn't I get married first? ;o)
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(Anonymous)
Feb. 16th, 2006 02:12 am (UTC)
Oh my, oh my-my-my...
...Well at least this one has a solid career.

Seat cushions are one of the few service jobs guaranteed not to get shipped overseas.
eeecho_42
Feb. 16th, 2006 02:14 am (UTC)
Opps I did it again...
...Well actually my computer did. It didn't automatically log me in to Live Journal like it's set to.

Anyhow, the above post was made by cheeky moi.
Re: Oh my, oh my-my-my... - playgirl - Feb. 16th, 2006 03:33 am (UTC) - Expand
poetpaladin
Feb. 16th, 2006 02:22 am (UTC)
Well, I guess you'll have flexible children. :)
playgirl
Feb. 16th, 2006 03:15 am (UTC)
Gee, I went to his house this evening and found him in that exact same position. I'm starting to suspect he's just a darn couch potato. :o(
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asifallforever
Feb. 16th, 2006 02:26 am (UTC)
I never would have known what the word Coquettish meant had i not watched the Daily show. Yeeeaaahhh i think you should take a pass on that guy. Any guy that can be that comfortable probably wouldn't contribute much to the household income.
playgirl
Feb. 16th, 2006 03:29 am (UTC)
But he says he owns Walmart! Think he's pulling my leg? Oh my!
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inspectorjury
Feb. 16th, 2006 02:52 am (UTC)
He's hot alright. Must be about ninety in the shade and he's wearin'a jacket.
playgirl
Feb. 16th, 2006 03:27 am (UTC)
Well, dog gone it you're right! It is hot! And I just now checked the label on his fancy jacket and found he'd purchased it at the same place where I buy my clothes. At the 2nd hand thrift shop!

He has a nasty temper, too. Oh my!
garzan
Feb. 16th, 2006 04:21 am (UTC)
My what a keeper. I see he practices yoga too!
playgirl
Feb. 16th, 2006 04:39 am (UTC)
Psst, I went to his house one night when he wasn’t there and I accidentally came across his wallet which was the top shelf of his bedroom closet. For heaven sakes, I’m not a snoop, but I decided to take a little peek and found a bunch of different passports. Each passport had his picture, but with a different name. Do you think he just wants to use me to support him? Could he possibly be a gigolo?
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dazednotconfusd
Feb. 16th, 2006 05:49 am (UTC)
Chicks always dig the guys who play it cool.

Any cooler and he'd be on a slab in the morgue.
playgirl
Feb. 17th, 2006 12:42 am (UTC)
Heartbreaking news!

When I went to visit him, he wasn't there, so a neighbor gave me an address and when I got there, he WAS on a slab in the morgue!

Guess what? He was in the EXACT position as when I met him in the park, doing that back bend thingy on the chair!

I’m so disillusioned!
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justgoto
Feb. 16th, 2006 08:31 am (UTC)
OUCH!
LOL!
playgirl
Feb. 17th, 2006 12:44 am (UTC)
Re: OUCH!
I've broken off the engagement.

Sure hope I can keep all the bride-to-be gifts I received!
bluesman02779
Feb. 16th, 2006 12:26 pm (UTC)
Gosh, he sounds nothing like me, and I know you would be devilishly happy with me. LOL

Also, I've probably done that bend over thing a few times...just can't remember.

Peace & Love
playgirl
Feb. 17th, 2006 12:27 am (UTC)
Well, he could have just been playing musical chairs and just got dizzy.

I did take a whiff of those bottles on the table and they sure smelled funny, kinda like alcohol. He told me it was Kool-Aid! Does Kool-Aid smell like alcohol?

Do you think if I break the engagement, he's heart will break?

Gee, I don't even think he knows we're engaged because he's been in that EXACT same position since the day I met him! Oh my, what should I do...hmmm?
cris_nicewelts
Feb. 16th, 2006 04:07 pm (UTC)
Im so gullible. I was reading and reading and then the damned picture - HAHAHAH.

Silly.
olafthunderfoot
Feb. 16th, 2006 04:34 pm (UTC)
that is the greatest icon ever!
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olafthunderfoot
Feb. 16th, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)
lol
playgirl
Feb. 17th, 2006 12:28 am (UTC)
I've just broken off the engagement.
I'm destined to be an old maid!
:o( Booo Hoooo
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i_love_tazzus
Feb. 16th, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC)
Uhm. Nope.

I don't care how sophisticated that man seems. He seems to be D.O.A. (at least according to the photo...) Sorry.

Now if I could stretch back that far... *giggles*
playgirl
Feb. 17th, 2006 12:02 am (UTC)
You know, I used to be in modern dance when I was in school and even I couln't bend that far back! haaa
see_dog
Feb. 16th, 2006 11:53 pm (UTC)
I think he's the one. I mean...can't you tell from the picture. The way he's passed out...he's...........passed out from the passion he has from you. It's too much for him to bare.
playgirl
Feb. 17th, 2006 12:15 am (UTC)
Or do you think he passed out when he saw me carrying all the baggage he was getting along with me...hmmm?

I mean, I did take Grandpa, Mickey, Jewely, Charlie, Cujo, Twinky, Tramp, Wrinkles, Junior, Oscar, Milo, Porky, Honey Bunny and Herman the Turtle!
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nam_erehwon_eht
Feb. 17th, 2006 09:18 am (UTC)
hahahaha... yeah... I want that guy at dinner... LOL...

I love you...

Love,

Mickey


Current music: "Fadó" by Clannad
playgirl
Feb. 18th, 2006 12:55 am (UTC)
Haaaa!
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